Just in: Volkswagon Abandons Alyssa Milano, “She Doesn’t Represent Us”
In a shocking move, Volkswagen has announced that they are abandoning Alyssa Milano as their spokesperson. The car manufacturer claims that Milano “doesn’t represent us” and that they are looking for someone more in line with their values. “We appreciate everything Alyssa has done for us over the years, but we have come to the […]
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Just in: ‘Star Trek’ Refuses to Hire Whoopi Goldberg
In a stunning display of short-sightedness, the producers of the upcoming Star Trek reboot have announced that they will not be hiring legendary actress Whoopi Goldberg to reprise her iconic role as Guinan. According to sources close to the production, the decision was made after Goldberg publicly criticized the lack of diversity in the film […]
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Just in: Whoopi Loses It, Gets Kicked Off Her Own Show
In a shocking turn of events, Whoopi Goldberg, the longtime host of the popular talk show “The View,” has been kicked off her own show after a heated on-air outburst. According to sources close to the show, Whoopi lost her temper during a segment discussing the latest political scandal. As her co-hosts attempted to steer […]
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