Just in: Volkswagon Abandons Alyssa Milano, “She Doesn’t Represent Us”

VolksWagon Alyssa Milano

In a shocking move, Volkswagen has announced that they are abandoning Alyssa Milano as their spokesperson. The car manufacturer claims that Milano “doesn’t represent us” and that they are looking for someone more in line with their values.

“We appreciate everything Alyssa has done for us over the years, but we have come to the conclusion that she is not the right fit for our brand,” said Volkswagen spokesperson, Hans Schmidt. “We are a company that values integrity and honesty, and we feel that Ms. Milano’s recent actions do not reflect those values.”

Milano, who has been a vocal advocate for various social and political causes, has recently come under fire for her controversial statements on Twitter.

Many have accused her of spreading misinformation and promoting divisive rhetoric, leading some companies to distance themselves from her.

Volkswagen is not the first company to cut ties with Milano. Last month, the actress was dropped as a spokesperson for Hanes after her comments on the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation hearing sparked outrage on social media.

Milano has yet to comment on Volkswagen’s decision, but sources close to the actress say that she is disappointed by the company’s lack of support.

“Alyssa has always been a strong advocate for social justice, and she feels that she is being punished for speaking out,” said one source.

Despite the controversy surrounding Milano, Volkswagen says that they are confident that they will find a new spokesperson who better represents their brand. “We are committed to working with someone who shares our values and will help us communicate our message to the world,” said Schmidt.

In the meantime, Milano’s fans have taken to social media to express their support for the actress, using the hashtag #StandWithAlyssa.

Whether or not Volkswagen’s decision will have a lasting impact on Milano’s career remains to be seen, but one thing is clear: the actress’s outspoken activism has once again landed her in hot water.

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