Day: March 25, 2023

Megan Rapinoe
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Just in: Olympic Committee Bans Troublemaker Megan Rapinoe for Life

In a stunning move, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that it has banned Megan Rapinoe from participating in any future Olympic events for life. The decision comes after Rapinoe repeatedly caused trouble at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics, where she competed with the US Women’s Soccer Team. According to an official statement from the […]

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Whoopi Joy Behar
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Just in: ABC Says It Cut Joy and Whoopi’s Pay in Half to Keep The View Afloat

New York City – In a shocking announcement yesterday, ABC revealed that it had cut the pay of Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg in half in order to keep their daytime talk show, The View, afloat. According to sources close to the network, the decision was made after executives realized that the show was hemorrhaging […]

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