Day: March 30, 2023

Peter Pan Reboot
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Backlash Against “Woke” Peter Pan Results in Record-Low Pre-Sale for Disney

Disney’s highly anticipated “Woke Peter Pan” reboot appears to be in serious trouble, as reports indicate that it has had the worst pre-sale numbers in the company’s history. According to sources close to the project, the film, which aims to modernize the classic tale of Peter Pan with a “woke” twist, has been met with […]

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ABC Legal Parts Ways with The View Co-Host Sunny Hostin: “She’s a Lawsuit Waiting to Happen”

In a shocking turn of events, ABC Legal has terminated the contract of The View co-host, Sunny Hostin, citing concerns that she is a “lawsuit waiting to happen.” According to insiders at the network, Hostin has been a liability for some time due to her tendency to speak her mind on controversial topics. “Let’s just […]

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Jon Voight Unleashes On Whoopi Goldberg On The View: “Get The F**K Out If You Don’t Like It Here”

In a recent interview on The View, Jon Voight, the Academy Award-winning actor known for his conservative views, lost his cool with co-host Whoopi Goldberg. The heated exchange began when Goldberg challenged Voight on his support for former President Donald Trump, citing his controversial policies and statements. Voight, who has been a vocal supporter of […]

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Comedian Dennis Miller Takes on Daytime Talk Show with Roseanne Barr

In a shocking turn of events, former Saturday Night Live cast member and political commentator Dennis Miller has announced that he will be joining Roseanne Barr’s daytime talk show as a co-host. Miller, who is known for his acerbic wit and conservative views, seems like an odd choice for a show that caters to a […]

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