Day: July 27, 2023

CMT Jason Aldean Manager
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Breaking: Jason Aldean Sacks Manager in Response to CMT’s Censoring of His Hit Song

The universe of Country Music Television (CMT) took a wild left turn this week when they decided to pull Jason Aldean’s chart-topping hit from their rotation. The decision prompted Aldean, the newly minted symbol of creative rebellion, to promptly fire his manager, who apparently gave a thumbs-up to the audacious move. It all started innocently […]

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TRUE: Guy Fieri Brands Whoopi Goldberg ‘Toxic,’ Issues Permanent Restaurant Ban

Just when we thought the realm of culinary feuds was simmering down, Guy Fieri, the man with hair as white as his mozzarella sticks and shirts as loud as his ‘Trash Can Nachos,’ fired up a fresh fracas. This time, the crosshairs landed on Whoopi Goldberg. Yes, you read it right. She’s not Goldberg, she’s […]

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TRUE: Whoopi Goldberg Supports CMT’s Axing of Jason Aldean’s Hit

Whoopi Goldberg has never been one to shy away from controversy. She’s known for stirring the pot, seasoning it with her opinion, and then serving up a healthy helping of heated debates on national television. So, when she declared her support for Country Music Television’s (CMT) decision to pull Jason Aldean’s hit song, “Try That […]

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Breaking: Emmy Awards Ban Jason Aldean For Lifetime Due To Controversy

In an unexpected twist that might as well be the plot of the most dramatic country ballad ever written, Jason Aldean, country music superstar and the man of the hour, has been handed a lifetime ban from the Emmy Awards. Not just a ban from the star-studded, red carpet walk, but from being considered for […]

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