Day: July 29, 2023

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True: Snoop Dogg Snaps at CMT, Supports Aldean by Terminating His Own Contract

When the network that made its name on the back of country music decides to play gatekeeper, one wouldn’t expect a rap icon to be the unlikely hero. But hey, it’s 2023 and the world of entertainment is full of surprises. Country Music Television (CMT) is facing backlash after removing Jason Aldean’s hit song from […]

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Breaking: HBO Gives ‘Toxic’ Kathy Griffin The Boot After Elon Musk’s Intervention

When you think of the zany billionaire inventor and entrepreneur Elon Musk, a few things likely spring to mind. Maybe it’s electric cars that look like they’re from the future. Perhaps it’s ambitious plans to colonize Mars. Or, if you’ve been keeping track of the news lately, it might just be the surprising influence he […]

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TRUE: Disney’s ‘Woke’ Agenda Leads to Nearly $100 Billion in Losses from Recent Box Office Flops

Once upon a time, in a world filled with enchanted princesses, anthropomorphic toys, and an unfathomable amount of merchandising, Disney was the monarch of the movie kingdom. Today, that world seems as distant as Neverland, thanks to Disney’s recent box-office debacles that have resulted in a staggering loss of almost $100 billion. Yes, you read […]

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Breaking: Elon Musk Sues Whoopi Goldberg and ‘The View’ for a Billion Dollars

In a twist more unexpected than a Cybertruck design reveal, SpaceX and Tesla titan, Elon Musk, has propelled himself into a new legal galaxy. The tech mogul, known for launching reusable rockets and electric cars, has just fired his heftiest lawsuit yet, aimed straight at ‘The View’ and Whoopi Goldberg. The payload? A staggering billion […]

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