Breaking: Bud Light Blames Elon Musk for Declining Sales
It seems that the Bud Light universe has taken a turn for the surreal, as the beer behemoth recently announced that they were laying the blame for their declining sales squarely at the feet of tech magnate and space enthusiast, Elon Musk. Yes, you read that correctly. In a bizarre twist that could only occur […]
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Megan Rapinoe’s ‘Unforgivable’ Act Spurs US Team’s Decision: ‘Consider Early Retirement’
In an outlandish turn of events that has left the world both baffled and tickled, American soccer sensation Megan Rapinoe was shockingly benched by the US national team for what they’ve christened as an “unforgivable” behavior. The heinous act? Hold your breath – she didn’t sing the national anthem. The tragedy of it all, it […]
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Breaking: Lia Thomas Banned From Participating In Women’s Sports, “She Doesn’t Fit”
In a world more obsessed with rules than a hall monitor with a new whistle, the International Women’s Sports Federation (IWSF) announced today that Lia Thomas, the lightning rod trans athlete, has been banned from participating in women’s sports. First, let’s address the elephant in the room or, in this case, the grizzly bear on […]
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Breaking: The View Just Got Cancelled
The digital world woke up to a shocker this morning: ABC’s long-running talk show “The View” was canceled. For over two decades, this women-led daytime show has kept us entertained, informed, and occasionally dumbfounded. Let’s start with the origins of “The View.” The show was launched in 1997 by Barbara Walters, who was inspired by […]
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