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TRUE: Anheuser-Busch CEO Publicly Admits ‘Yes, We’re Woke’
In a turn of events that left many jaws on the floor and beer cans left half-empty, Anheuser-Busch’s CEO, Maxwell Hoptastic, stunned the world by openly admitting in a press conference earlier today, “Yes, we’re woke.” For those out of the loop, “woke” is a term rooted in Black American culture that refers to a […]
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TRUE: Elon Musk Sues Microsoft For $10 Billion
In an unexpected turn of events, tech magnate Elon Musk has taken a massive legal step against one of the world’s leading tech giants, Microsoft. Announcing his intent to sue the company for a staggering $10 billion, the tech world has been abuzz with speculations and theories. It began with a cryptic tweet from Musk: […]
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TRUE: Cadance Owens Takes Charge, ‘Lia Thomas Should Be Banned From Women’s Sports’
Ah, the age-old tradition of commenting on matters that blend sports with socio-politics. If there’s anything that brings out the armchair experts in full force, it’s this explosive combination. Enter Candace Owens, the political commentator who would presumably rather play referee than spectator. Her latest buzzer-beater? Lia Thomas should be exiled from women’s sports. Let’s […]
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