Day: September 5, 2023

Elway Kneeling
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TRUE: John Elway Bans Anthem Kneeling, Says ‘Kneel On My Field Ad You’re Fired On The Spot’

In an unexpected twist in the world of NFL controversies, Denver Broncos’ executive John Elway has released a jaw-dropping mandate: “Kneel on my field, and you’re fired on the spot.” But rumor has it, there’s a secret codicil that’s been whispered among players: While kneeling might be out, tap dancing during timeouts could be the […]

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