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“The Company Has Become Too Much Woke”: CMT’s CEO Resigns Amid Jason Aldean Controversy
In a turn of events that could easily be the plot of a gripping country song, the CEO of Country Music Television (CMT) announced their resignation, citing that the company has become “too much woke.” This surprising development follows the controversy surrounding country music star Jason Aldean and his hit single “Try That In A […]
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Breaking: PABST Snatches Multimillion-Dollar Exclusive Contract from Bud Light with Kid Rock
In a move as smooth as a cold beer on a hot summer day, PABST Blue Ribbon has reportedly inked an exclusive, multimillion-dollar contract with none other than Kid Rock, the American singer known for his eclectic blend of genres and no-nonsense attitude. This strategic maneuver comes hot on the heels of Bud Light’s recent […]
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