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Breaking: NCAA Bans Lia Thomas For Life From Competitive Swimming, “Should Try for Another Category”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the world of competitive swimming, the NCAA has made the decision to ban Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer, from participating in future competitions. The decision, which comes amidst a backdrop of heated debates surrounding inclusion and fairness in sports, has reignited discussions about the intersection of gender […]
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Breaking: ABC Fires Jimmy Kimmel, Cancels His Late Night Show, ‘He’s As Funny As A Funeral’
In an unexpected move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, ABC has terminated its long-standing relationship with Jimmy Kimmel, effectively canceling his late-night show, “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” After nearly two decades of late-night banter, celebrity interviews, and comedic skits, the network has decided to pull the plug, citing a decline in viewership and […]
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