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Breaking: Michael Jordan Terminates His $50 Million Deal With Planet Fitness, Saying, ‘Not Going to Work With a Woke Brand.’
- Alex Robin
- March 26, 2024
In a surprising turn of events, basketball legend Michael Jordan has opted to terminate his $50 million endorsement deal with Planet Fitness, citing his unwillingness to align with what he perceives as a “woke” brand. This decision has sparked widespread speculation and raised questions about the intersection of sports, business, and social activism. The partnership […]
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Breaking: Tyson Foods Suffers a Loss of $500 Million After Elon Musk’s Boycott Call
- Alex Robin
- March 26, 2024
In a dramatic turn of events, Tyson Foods, one of the largest food processing companies globally, has experienced a substantial loss of $500 million following a boycott call from Tesla CEO Elon Musk. The ripple effects of this development have reverberated across the industry, sparking conversations about corporate responsibility, consumer activism, and the power of […]
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