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Popeyes Chicken Drops DiJonai Carrington After Sophie Cunningham Controversy, “She’s Horrible”
Popeyes Chicken has ended its partnership with WNBA star DiJonai Carrington following the controversy surrounding her alleged altercation with Sophie Cunningham. The decision comes shortly after Wilson Sports also terminated its partnership with Carrington, adding another major brand to the growing list of companies distancing themselves from the player. According to Popeyes CEO Mr. Bruno, […]
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Ellen And Portia Seek American Citizenship Again After U.K. Setback, Rubio Responds “Maybe Someday In 2028”
Secretary of State Marco Rubio has allegedly given Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi a blunt response after the couple sought to regain their American citizenship following their decision to leave the country. The couple reportedly left the United States after Donald Trump won the presidency, with their move to the U.K. becoming a major […]
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