Day: October 31, 2026

Mike Johnson Jasmine Crockett
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Mike Johnson Moves Jasmine Crockett’s Office To Rayburn Basement After Repeated Warnings

Jasmine Crockett has spent a lot of time talking. This week, Speaker Mike Johnson decided she could do it somewhere else. Crockett arrived at the Capitol this morning and found that her office had been moved. Not across the hall. Not to another floor. To a windowless filing room in the basement of the Rayburn […]

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Jamie Raskin’s Wife Files For Divorce After Secret Liz Cheney Affair Comes To Light

Two of the best-known faces from the January 6 Select Committee were back in the same room this week. And that was all the internet needed. Jamie Raskin and Liz Cheney both showed up at a charity dinner in Washington on Thursday evening. The event raised money for a civics education group, and plenty of […]

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Elon Musk Fires Back At George Soros, “I’m Sick And Tired Of Watching Him Mess With Our Elections”

Elon Musk woke up a lot of people this week, and he did it with one post. “I’m sick and tired of watching him mess with our elections.” The “him” was George Soros, and Musk did not stop there. Over the next hour, he posted a series of messages about the billionaire financier, his foundations, […]

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Carrie Underwood Says What Nashville Is Thinking About Jelly Roll, “He’s A Phony”

Carrie Underwood has spent nearly two decades as country music’s sweetheart. She is the one who keeps her head down, does the work, and almost never says a bad word about anyone in public. So when she finally did, Nashville sat up straight. The subject was Jelly Roll, and Underwood did not soften it. “He’s […]

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Adam Kinzinger Called Before Panel Investigating January 6 Committee, “Flagged As A Criminal Case”

Adam Kinzinger has been trying to find his way back to the center of American politics ever since he left Congress. This week, he took his biggest swing yet. And he missed by a mile. The former Illinois congressman launched what his team called a “relaunch tour,” starting with a glossy online video and a […]

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John Rich Blasts Jelly Roll, “He’s Country The Same Way Beyoncé Is Country”

Nashville has been arguing about Jelly Roll for months. This week, John Rich ended the argument for a lot of people with one sentence. “That man is country the same way Beyoncé is country.” Rich delivered the line while chatting with fans at his bar on Lower Broadway, and within hours it was the most […]

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