Just in: Jury Says ABC Owes Her $208 Million for Stealing “The Conners”
In a stunning victory for controversial comedian Roseanne Barr, a jury has ruled that ABC owes her $208 million for stealing her hit sitcom “The Conners.” The verdict comes after a bitter legal battle between Barr and the network, which she says unfairly took her show and turned it into a liberal propaganda machine. “The […]
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Just in: DirecTV Will Drop ABC If They Don’t Cancel “The View”
In a stunning announcement, DirecTV has threatened to drop ABC from its channel lineup unless the network cancels its long-running talk show “The View”. The move comes after years of complaints from viewers about the show’s controversial and often divisive content. According to a statement from DirecTV, the decision to drop ABC was made after […]
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Just in: Tim Allen Sues Pixar For ‘Buzz Lightyear’ Movie
Tim Allen, the actor who famously voiced the beloved character Buzz Lightyear in Pixar’s “Toy Story” franchise, has filed a lawsuit against the animation studio over their upcoming movie “Lightyear,” which centers around the origins of the space ranger character. According to the lawsuit, Allen claims that Pixar did not seek his approval or permission […]
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Just in: Gordon Ramsay Walks Off ‘The View’ in a Rage
When you think of cooking and candid critique, one name inevitably bubbles to the surface: Gordon Ramsay. Famed for his no-nonsense approach in the kitchen, the celebrity chef can stir up a storm as easily as he whips up an omelette. But no one expected the high drama that unfolded when Ramsay appeared as a […]
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Just in: Roseanne Barr Wins Legal Battle and Takes Full Control of “The Connors”
In a stunning legal decision, a Los Angeles jury has granted Roseanne Barr full control over the hit ABC show, “The Connors”. The move comes after a bitter legal battle between Barr and the show’s producers, who had fired her in 2018 for making racist and offensive remarks on social media. Despite the controversy surrounding […]
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Just in: ABC Declines to Renew Whoopi Goldberg’s Contract, “It’s Time to Move On”
In a shocking turn of events, ABC has announced that they will not be renewing Whoopi Goldberg’s contract for her long-standing role as co-host of The View. According to sources close to the matter, the decision was made after extensive discussions and consultations with top executives, who determined that it was time for the show […]
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“Last Year Was a Disaster”: Emmys Producers Beg Whoopi and Joy to Skip This Year’s Awards
Following a chaotic and controversial ceremony last year, Emmy Awards producers have reportedly asked “The View” co-hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar to skip this year’s event. According to sources, the decision was made after Goldberg and Behar made headlines for their outspoken commentary during the 2022 Emmys. “Last year was a disaster,” said one […]
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Just in: Roseanne Fires Entire Cast of “The Conners” EXCEPT John Goodman
In a shocking move, Roseanne Barr, creator and former star of the hit show “Roseanne,” has reportedly fired the entire cast of the spinoff series “The Conners” except for John Goodman. According to insiders, Barr decided it was time for a “new story” and that the rest of the cast had outlived their usefulness. “Let’s […]
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Just in: Tony Danza Moves Forward With “Who’s The Boss” Reboot WITHOUT “Troubled” Alyssa Milano
In a stunning announcement, Tony Danza, the star of the classic 80s sitcom “Who’s the Boss,” has confirmed that a reboot of the beloved show is officially in the works. However, there’s one big catch: Alyssa Milano, who played Danza’s on-screen daughter, won’t be returning for the revival. According to sources close to Danza, Milano’s […]
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Chuck Norris and Roseanne Barr Team Up for Morning Show: “I’ve Always Wanted to Work With Her”
In a surprising move, Chuck Norris has announced that he will be joining Roseanne Barr’s morning show panel, claiming that he has “always wanted to work with her.” The news has sparked a mixed reaction from fans of both Norris and Barr, with some hailing the pairing as a dream team, while others are left […]
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