Breaking: Denzel Washington Drops Out of $500 Million Project With Netflix, “The Company Has Gone Woke”

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The Hollywood A-lister actor and Oscar-winning star, none other than “Denzel Washington,” has left everyone speechless and sent shockwaves through the world. Denzel has just dropped the flagship project with Netflix because he can’t tolerate their “wokeness” anymore. In an exclusive interview, Denzel shared his thoughts about his bold move. (Obviously, he can afford such a bold decision, after all, he is a famous celebrity.)

He said, “I don’t want to be a part of Netflix’s ‘virtue-signaling circus’, as the company has lost its purpose (entertainment) and wants to lecture everyone.” He further goes, “They want to teach us athletics over an entertainment channel, I can’t work where my artistic freedom is being caged.”

Let’s admit it, guys, we don’t want to watch shows that are more about racism, gender inequality, or LGBTQ+ individuals. Reed needs to focus on customer’s preferences, not prioritize political correctness. Bro, do some research on your subscribers. I mean, do we need to teach you this? Come on, you are not some small fry…

And, folks, Insider confirms Netflix wanted to cast Denzel in a scene where he would be apologizing for being a cisgender man. I mean, did he win an Oscar for wokeness? Netflix wants to undermine his masculinity. Come on, Hastings, was this your future plan for Netflix? Denzel was like, “I can’t be your woke puppet.” Of course, this script was so woke for this legendary actor that he couldn’t bring himself to accept the project.

You know folks? Sources also declared that when Denzel refuse the deal because of woke script, his team tried to have a table talk with Netflix to modify the script, but this dominant company dug in its heels. Let’s be real, this scene was too on-the-nose and restrictive to his artistic freedom.

That’s how it was a deal-breaker for Denzel. The company said “He didn’t want to spread awareness. He could be a part of a project that makes any difference to society, but no, he preferred storytelling over wokeness.”

I can’t help but wonder. What’s wrong with Netflix? Do they want to save the world? I mean, why do you want to compromise on quality over quantity? Is this your desperate attempt to appeal to Twitterati and avoid being canceled? Ah, man! Stop being a pleaser…

The writers of Netflix are now constantly being pressured by netizens. They are afraid and working to avoid a backlash from X. I mean, how would they come up with a great show with their stifling creativity?

Now, Netflix writers are on the mission to check the unrealistic and imaginable boxes. Yes, you got the gist, right? Because, you know, that’s exactly what the world was missing—a black, queer, vegan, wheelchair-bound superhero who saves the world from climate change.

So, let’s get ready for the whole new world of Netflix. I mean, “Woke world.” RIP to our original Netflix.

But hey, what about Denzel? Will this big-shot project loss hurt his career chances? At the very least, we should condemn him for saving the industry’s artistic values and entertainment. Dude, you did a good job!

Keep reading, folks, and stay with us until we come up with the next Hollywood spicy news…

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