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Hollywood Stunned as Golden Globe Ethics Board Takes Back Whoopi Goldberg’s Lifetime Achievement Award

In a stunning move, the Golden Globe Ethics Board has decided to rescind Whoopi Goldberg’s Lifetime Achievement Award. The decision was made after an extensive investigation revealed that Goldberg had engaged in a series of unethical activities throughout her career. According to sources close to the investigation, the board discovered that Goldberg had secretly replaced […]

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Whoopi Goldberg’s Toxic Behavior Gets The View Banned From Daytime Emmy Nominations

In a shocking turn of events, The View, the popular daytime talk show, has been banned from the Daytime Emmy Nominations. The reason? According to insiders, it’s all because of Whoopi Goldberg’s toxic behavior. Yes, you read that right. Whoopi Goldberg, the beloved Oscar-winning actress and longtime co-host of The View, has apparently been behaving […]

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Whoopi Goldberg Kicked Out of Red Carpet Event: “You Were Asked Not To Come”

In a stunning turn of events, legendary actress and comedian Whoopi Goldberg turned away from a red-carpet event in Hollywood last night, despite her status as a beloved Hollywood icon. According to sources close to the event, Goldberg was informed ahead of time that she was not welcome on the red carpet, but decided to […]

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Shocking: Screen Actors Guild Kicks Out Whoopi Goldberg Over ‘Extremists Views’

In a shocking move, the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) has announced that they will be expelling actress Whoopi Goldberg from their organization due to her “extremist views.” Goldberg, a veteran of the entertainment industry with a career spanning over four decades, has been a member of SAG since the 1980s. However, the organization claims that […]

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Just in: Gordon Ramsay Shuts Down Restaurant Drag Show

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay made headlines this week when he decided to shut down a restaurant’s drag show, claiming it was “too raunchy” for his delicate sensibilities. The restaurant in question, “The Glitter Palace,” had been hosting weekly drag shows for years, delighting locals and tourists alike with their fabulous performances and over-the-top costumes. But […]

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Just in: Jury Orders Disney to Pay “Wrongfully Terminated” Mandalorian Star Gina Carano $115 Million

In a recent public appearance, comedian Kathy Griffin reportedly heckled former MMA fighter and “The Mandalorian” actress Gina Carano, almost leading to a physical altercation. Griffin, known for her controversial humor, had apparently taken issue with Carano’s conservative political views and made several comments about her during the event. According to witnesses, Griffin repeatedly interrupted […]

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Just in: Kathy Griffin Heckled Gina Carano and Almost Got Herself Punched

In a recent public appearance, comedian Kathy Griffin reportedly heckled former MMA fighter and “The Mandalorian” actress Gina Carano, almost leading to a physical altercation. Griffin, known for her controversial humor, had apparently taken issue with Carano’s conservative political views and made several comments about her during the event. According to witnesses, Griffin repeatedly interrupted […]

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Just in: Keanu Reeves Will Replace Disgraced Alec Baldwin When “Rust” Resumes Filming

In a surprise move, it has been announced that actor Keanu Reeves will be replacing disgraced actor Alec Baldwin in the upcoming movie “Rust” when filming resumes. The decision comes after Baldwin’s involvement in a fatal shooting incident on set, which has led to widespread controversy and calls for his removal from the film. Baldwin […]

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Just in: Jury Says ABC Owes Her $208 Million for Stealing “The Conners”

In a stunning victory for controversial comedian Roseanne Barr, a jury has ruled that ABC owes her $208 million for stealing her hit sitcom “The Conners.” The verdict comes after a bitter legal battle between Barr and the network, which she says unfairly took her show and turned it into a liberal propaganda machine. “The […]

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Just in: DirecTV Will Drop ABC If They Don’t Cancel “The View”

In a stunning announcement, DirecTV has threatened to drop ABC from its channel lineup unless the network cancels its long-running talk show “The View”. The move comes after years of complaints from viewers about the show’s controversial and often divisive content. According to a statement from DirecTV, the decision to drop ABC was made after […]

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