Roseanne Barr Launches Bud Light-Themed Shooting Range
In a move that is sure to raise eyebrows, former television star Roseanne Barr has announced that she is opening up a new Bud Light-themed shooting range in rural Oklahoma. The range, which will feature targets emblazoned with the iconic Bud Light logo, is being touted by Barr as a way to combine her two […]
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just in: Budweiser Incurs $800 Million Loss in a Single Day
In a shocking development, Budweiser, the beloved beer brand that has been a staple at backyard barbecues and frat parties for generations, has suffered a massive financial setback. According to industry insiders, the company’s latest attempt to “go woke” by featuring transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney in their advertising campaign has backfired spectacularly, causing their stock […]
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Anheuser Busch’s CEO Steps Down Following Record-Low Bud Light Sales
In a shocking turn of events, Anheuser Busch CEO, Michel Doukeris, has announced his resignation amidst a catastrophic decline in Bud Light sales. Sources close to the company say that Doukeris made the decision to step down after realizing that Bud Light sales had hit an all-time low. Apparently, the recent trend towards healthier living […]
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Kid Rock Bans Bud Light on World Tour: Refuses to Let Woke Brands Ruin the Party
In a stunning move, Kid Rock has announced that he will be banning Bud Light from his upcoming world tour. According to the controversial musician, he is taking a stand against “woke brands” and the influence they have on society. “I’m sick and tired of these brands trying to push their political agendas on us,” […]
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Just in: NAACP Cancels Whoopi’s Membership
The NAACP made waves in the entertainment industry this week when it announced that it had canceled Whoopi Goldberg’s membership due to “inappropriate behavior” and “frequent violations of the organization’s values and principles.” According to sources within the NAACP, Goldberg had been a member of the organization for several years, but her behavior had become […]
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Anheuser Busch Cleans House: Entire Marketing Team Terminated Following Major Bud Light Faux Pas
In a stunning turn of events, Anheuser Busch has announced that it has fired its entire marketing department following what it calls the “worst mistake in Bud Light history.” According to sources within the company, the marketing team was responsible for a recent ad campaign that was meant to promote Bud Light’s new “lighter taste.” […]
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Augustus Anheuser III Apologizes for Controversial Bud Light Ads
In a stunning turn of events, Augustus Anheuser III, the CEO of Anheuser-Busch, issued an official apology today for the Bud Light Fiasco, in which the company released a series of controversial ads mocking craft beer. In a statement released to the press, Anheuser III expressed regret for the offensive nature of the ads, which […]
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Kelsea Ballerini Faces Radio Boycott From 400 Stations Over CMT Awards Drag Queen Performance
Country music singer Kelsea Ballerini has found herself in hot water after her recent appearance at the CMT Awards, where she caused controversy with a drag queen stunt that left many traditionalists outraged. Now, she’s paying the price as more than 400 radio stations have reportedly shunned her from their playlists. The incident in question […]
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NFL Mediator Supports Coach Tomlin’s Decision to Bench or Fire Players Who Kneel During National Anthem
In a stunning turn of events, the NFL’s mediator has come out in support of Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin’s decision to bench or even fire players who kneel during the national anthem. The decision, which has sparked outrage among players and fans alike, comes after months of heated debate over whether kneeling during […]
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Sean Hannity Sues Stormy Daniels for $10 Million: “She Should Have Left Me Out Of It”
Fox News host Sean Hannity has filed a $10 million lawsuit against adult film actress Stormy Daniels, claiming that she included him in her recent book without his consent. In his lawsuit, Hannity alleges that Daniels’ book, “Full Disclosure,” includes defamatory statements about him. Specifically, Hannity takes issue with a passage in which Daniels describes […]
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