Just in: Sylvester Stallone Makes It Clear, “No Woke Crap” On His New Movie Set

Hollywood legend Sylvester Stallone has recently announced that he will not tolerate any “woke crap” on the set of his upcoming movie.

The actor, known for his iconic roles in the Rocky and Rambo franchises, has made it clear that he wants to create a movie that appeals to his core audience, without being bogged down by politically correct nonsense.

“I’m sick and tired of all this woke nonsense infiltrating the entertainment industry,” Stallone declared in a recent interview. “People want to see real, gritty movies that don’t pander to the whims of the social justice warriors. That’s what I’m here to deliver.”

Stallone’s new movie, which is tentatively titled “Blood and Guts”, is said to be a hard-hitting action thriller that will feature plenty of violence, explosions, and over-the-top machismo. The movie’s plot revolves around a retired Marine who is forced to return to action when his family is threatened by a group of international terrorists.

Stallone has already assembled a cast of Hollywood heavyweights, including Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Vin Diesel. The actor has also reportedly hired a team of military advisors to ensure that the movie’s action scenes are as realistic as possible.

“I want this movie to be a tribute to all the tough guys out there who aren’t afraid to stand up for what they believe in,” Stallone explained. “It’s about time we had a movie that wasn’t afraid to embrace traditional values and show the world what real heroism looks like.”

While Stallone’s comments have sparked controversy among some circles, the actor remains undeterred. He is determined to create a movie that will appeal to his fans, regardless of the criticism.

“I don’t care what the woke mob says,” Stallone stated. “I’m going to make the movie I want to make, and if people don’t like it, tough luck. I’m not here to please everyone.”

With Stallone at the helm, “Blood and Guts” is sure to be a high-octane thrill ride that will leave audiences on the edge of their seats. Whether it will also leave a lasting impression on Hollywood’s political landscape remains to be seen.

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2 thoughts on “Just in: Sylvester Stallone Makes It Clear, “No Woke Crap” On His New Movie Set

  1. In was world ,would a 76 year old be recalled to duty in a combat role?

    Is this a fantasy movie?

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