Just in: Whoopi Loses It, Gets Kicked Off Her Own Show
In a shocking turn of events, Whoopi Goldberg, the longtime host of the popular talk show “The View,” has been kicked off her own show after a heated on-air outburst. According to sources close to the show, Whoopi lost her temper during a segment discussing the latest political scandal. As her co-hosts attempted to steer […]
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Stephen King Gets Dumped by Publisher After Twitter Suspension
In a shocking turn of events, publishing giant Penguin Random House has announced that they are cutting ties with famed horror author Stephen King, following his suspension from Twitter. According to a statement from the company, they can no longer support an author who has been “de-platformed” from social media. “Stephen King’s suspension from Twitter […]
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WNBA’s Brittney Griner Slapped with 2-Year Suspension for Substance Abuse
In a stunning move, the Women’s National Basketball Association (WNBA) has announced that they are suspending Brittney Griner, one of the league’s biggest stars, for two years due to substance abuse. The announcement came as a shock to many fans of the WNBA, who have long admired Griner’s skill and athleticism on the court. But […]
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The View Forced to Cut to Commercial to Save Whoopi Goldberg’s Reputation
In a shocking turn of events on the popular daytime talk show “The View,” the producers were forced to cut to a commercial break in order to save the reputation of co-host Whoopi Goldberg. The incident occurred during a heated discussion about politics when Goldberg made a controversial statement that left the other hosts and […]
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Hollywood Star Alyssa Milano’s Car Explodes in Soho – Points Fingers at Climate Change
In a shocking incident that has left the posh Soho neighborhood in awe, actress and activist Alyssa Milano’s Volkswagen caught fire while parked outside her favorite vegan cafe. The incident has caused widespread panic and outrage, with many people blaming the tragedy on the effects of climate change. Milano, who is known for her staunch […]
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Hollywood Actress Alyssa Milano Cries on Twitter, Shocked That “Nobody Will Hire Me”
In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood actress and political activist Alyssa Milano took to Twitter to express her frustration over not being able to find a job. In a series of tweets, Milano bemoaned the fact that nobody was willing to hire her, despite her extensive acting experience and social justice credentials. “It’s just […]
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Just in: Whoopi To Interview Brittney Griner on ‘The View’
In a shocking move, “The View” has announced that co-host Whoopi Goldberg will be interviewing WNBA superstar Brittney Griner on an upcoming episode of the popular daytime talk show. The interview is expected to be a fascinating discussion about Griner’s career, her personal life, and her advocacy for LGBTQ+ rights, but not everyone is thrilled […]
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2nd Offense: The View Suspends Whoopi Goldberg Without Pay for 6 Weeks
In a shocking move, ABC’s popular daytime talk show “The View” has announced that they are suspending co-host Whoopi Goldberg for six weeks without pay for her second offense of violating network policies. The suspension has left many fans and colleagues of Goldberg outraged, but ABC stands by its decision. According to sources close to […]
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Just in: Elon Musk Buys ABC, Cancels The View
In a stunning move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has purchased the ABC television network and promptly canceled one of its most popular shows, “The View”. The move has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry and raised questions about Musk’s motivations and plans for his new media empire. According to sources close to Musk, the tech […]
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Just in: Kevin Sorbo Teams Up With Kyle Rittenhouse to Slay Whoopi Goldberg on Twitter
Actor Kevin Sorbo, known for his role as Hercules in the hit TV series of the same name, has announced his collaboration with Kyle Rittenhouse to take down none other than Whoopi Goldberg on Twitter. The announcement comes after Sorbo’s recent Twitter feud with Goldberg, where he criticized her for supporting the Black Lives Matter […]
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