Just in: ABC Says It Cut Joy and Whoopi’s Pay in Half to Keep The View Afloat
New York City – In a shocking announcement yesterday, ABC revealed that it had cut the pay of Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg in half in order to keep their daytime talk show, The View, afloat. According to sources close to the network, the decision was made after executives realized that the show was hemorrhaging […]
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ABC Forces Whoopi to Choose Between Co-Hosts: Fire Sunny or Joy
In a shocking development, ABC has reportedly given Whoopi Goldberg an ultimatum: “Fire Sunny or Joy – the choice is yours.” Apparently, executives at the network have grown tired of the constant bickering and on-air arguments between co-hosts Sunny Hostin and Joy Behar, and they’ve decided that one of them has to go. According to […]
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Just in: ABC Exec Says Whoopi Goldberg Has To Go or The View Gets Canceled
In a stunning announcement, an ABC executive has declared that the popular talk show, The View, will be canceled unless Whoopi Goldberg is removed from the show. According to sources close to the executive, Whoopi’s recent comments on the show have been deemed too controversial and divisive for the network’s taste. “Whoopi has just gone […]
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Just in: Elon Musk Buys ABC, Cancels The View
In a stunning move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has purchased the ABC television network and promptly canceled one of its most popular shows, “The View”. The move has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry and raised questions about Musk’s motivations and plans for his new media empire. According to sources close to Musk, the tech […]
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Just in: ABC Sells “The View” to CNN For $400 million
In a stunning move that has left viewers across the country scratching their heads, ABC has announced that they have sold their daytime talk show “The View” to CNN for a whopping $400 million. According to industry insiders, the decision to sell “The View” was made after ABC executives realized that they were no longer […]
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Just in: Jury Says ABC Owes Her $208 Million for Stealing “The Conners”
In a stunning victory for controversial comedian Roseanne Barr, a jury has ruled that ABC owes her $208 million for stealing her hit sitcom “The Conners.” The verdict comes after a bitter legal battle between Barr and the network, which she says unfairly took her show and turned it into a liberal propaganda machine. “The […]
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Just in: DirecTV Will Drop ABC If They Don’t Cancel “The View”
In a stunning announcement, DirecTV has threatened to drop ABC from its channel lineup unless the network cancels its long-running talk show “The View”. The move comes after years of complaints from viewers about the show’s controversial and often divisive content. According to a statement from DirecTV, the decision to drop ABC was made after […]
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Just in: ABC Declines to Renew Whoopi Goldberg’s Contract, “It’s Time to Move On”
In a shocking turn of events, ABC has announced that they will not be renewing Whoopi Goldberg’s contract for her long-standing role as co-host of The View. According to sources close to the matter, the decision was made after extensive discussions and consultations with top executives, who determined that it was time for the show […]
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