“You’re Not Invited, Don’t Come Back”: Alyssa Milano Thrown Out Of The Golden Globes Red Carpet
In an unexpected turn of events that left bystanders and industry insiders alike in a state of disbelief, actress Alyssa Milano was denied entry to the esteemed Golden Globes red carpet event last night. The actress, known for her roles in popular TV series like “Charmed” and “Who’s the Boss?” as well as her vocal […]
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Breaking: Alyssa Milano Says ‘Elon Musk Ruined My Life And Career’
In a twist that no one saw coming, not even the most avid tabloid readers or the most relentless Twitter stalkers, actress and activist Alyssa Milano recently announced in a tearful Instagram Live session that none other than Elon Musk is to blame for, well, everything that’s ever gone wrong in her life. Yes, you […]
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Just in: Griffin, Milano, and Paltrow Join “The View”
In a bold move to keep up with the changing times, the popular daytime talk show “The View” has announced that it will be going online, with a whole new lineup of hosts that includes Kathy Griffin, Alyssa Milano, and Gwyneth Paltrow. The decision to move “The View” to an online format was reportedly made […]
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Just in: Volkswagon Abandons Alyssa Milano, “She Doesn’t Represent Us”
In a shocking move, Volkswagen has announced that they are abandoning Alyssa Milano as their spokesperson. The car manufacturer claims that Milano “doesn’t represent us” and that they are looking for someone more in line with their values. “We appreciate everything Alyssa has done for us over the years, but we have come to the […]
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Hollywood Star Alyssa Milano’s Car Explodes in Soho – Points Fingers at Climate Change
In a shocking incident that has left the posh Soho neighborhood in awe, actress and activist Alyssa Milano’s Volkswagen caught fire while parked outside her favorite vegan cafe. The incident has caused widespread panic and outrage, with many people blaming the tragedy on the effects of climate change. Milano, who is known for her staunch […]
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Hollywood Actress Alyssa Milano Cries on Twitter, Shocked That “Nobody Will Hire Me”
In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood actress and political activist Alyssa Milano took to Twitter to express her frustration over not being able to find a job. In a series of tweets, Milano bemoaned the fact that nobody was willing to hire her, despite her extensive acting experience and social justice credentials. “It’s just […]
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Just in: Clint Eastwood Crucifies Snarky Brat Alyssa Milano on Twitter, “Grow Up, You’re 50”
In a shocking turn of events, legendary actor and director Clint Eastwood took to Twitter to publicly crucify actress and political activist Alyssa Milano. In a series of scathing tweets, Eastwood berated Milano for her supposed immaturity and urged her to “grow up” despite her being a mature 50 years old. Eastwood’s tweets began with […]
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Just in: Tony Danza Moves Forward With “Who’s The Boss” Reboot WITHOUT “Troubled” Alyssa Milano
In a stunning announcement, Tony Danza, the star of the classic 80s sitcom “Who’s the Boss,” has confirmed that a reboot of the beloved show is officially in the works. However, there’s one big catch: Alyssa Milano, who played Danza’s on-screen daughter, won’t be returning for the revival. According to sources close to Danza, Milano’s […]
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