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Breaking: NFL Bans Andra Day for Life for Singing Black National Anthem at Super Bowl, ‘We Have Only One Anthem’
- Alex Robin
- February 13, 2024
In a decision that has reverberated across the nation and sparked a fiery debate on the intersection of sports, politics, and cultural identity, the NFL has announced a lifetime ban on singer Andra Day for her performance of the Black National Anthem at the Super Bowl. The league’s statement, “We have only one anthem,” underscores […]
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NASCAR cuts ties with Budweiser over “woke” values
- Alex Robin
- April 9, 2023
In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves through the racing world, NASCAR has announced that it is dropping its long-standing sponsorship deal with Budweiser, citing concerns that the beer brand has become too “woke” in recent years. According to sources close to the decision, NASCAR officials became increasingly uncomfortable with Budweiser’s public statements on […]
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