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TRUE: Comcast Kicks CMT Off the Air In Support Of Jason Aldean

Hold onto your cable boxes, folks! The ripples from the controversial decision of Country Music Television (CMT) to pull Jason Aldean’s hit song “Try That In A Small Town” are starting to feel more like waves. This time, they’ve swept right into the offices of Comcast, leading the media giant to yank CMT off their […]

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TRUE: CMT Restores Jason Aldean’s Hit ‘Try That In A Small Town’ Due To Backlash

As they say in Nashville, if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the honky-tonk! In a twist as surprising as a key change in a pop song, Country Music Television (CMT) has decided to dust off their cowboy boots and dance to a different tune – by restoring Jason Aldean’s controversial hit, “Try […]

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Breaking: CMT is The New Bud Light, Continues To Lose Billions After Pulling Jason Aldean’s Hit

It’s a tale as old as time: a tale of two industries, of country music and cold beers, of botched PR stunts, and of billions of dollars going up in smoke. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, grab your cowboy boots and your beer mugs because we’re delving into the jaw-dropping saga of CMT and Bud Light. […]

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Jason Aldean Sues CMT
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TRUE: Jason Aldean Sues CMT For $200 Billion

There’s no business like show business, and country music superstar Jason Aldean has just upped the stakes. In a shock move that has rattled the music industry and sent Country Music Television (CMT) executives into a frenzy, Aldean has slapped a lawsuit on the TV network, demanding a mind-boggling $100 billion in damages. This jaw-dropping […]

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TRUE: CMT Suffers a $200 Billion Blow in a Single Day After Removing Jason Aldean’s Hit Song

In a tale that’s more shocking than finding a hipster in a honky-tonk, Country Music Television (CMT) has managed to send a $200 billion tumbleweed rolling through their revenue after yanking Jason Aldean’s hit song “Try That In A Small Town” from their rotation. Just when we thought country music was all about lost dogs […]

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TRUE: Blake Shelton Stands Tall for Jason Aldean, Ditches CMT’s $50 Million Rodeo

Hold on to your cowboy hats, folks! It seems like the cowboy code of loyalty is alive and kicking in the heartland of country music. In a move as surprising as a cowboy voluntarily giving up his beloved cowboy boots, Blake Shelton, country music’s reigning charm king, has decided to step away from a staggering […]

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