Kid Rock Bans Bud Light on World Tour: Refuses to Let Woke Brands Ruin the Party
In a stunning move, Kid Rock has announced that he will be banning Bud Light from his upcoming world tour. According to the controversial musician, he is taking a stand against “woke brands” and the influence they have on society. “I’m sick and tired of these brands trying to push their political agendas on us,” […]
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Augustus Anheuser III Apologizes for Controversial Bud Light Ads
In a stunning turn of events, Augustus Anheuser III, the CEO of Anheuser-Busch, issued an official apology today for the Bud Light Fiasco, in which the company released a series of controversial ads mocking craft beer. In a statement released to the press, Anheuser III expressed regret for the offensive nature of the ads, which […]
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Kelsea Ballerini Faces Radio Boycott From 400 Stations Over CMT Awards Drag Queen Performance
Country music singer Kelsea Ballerini has found herself in hot water after her recent appearance at the CMT Awards, where she caused controversy with a drag queen stunt that left many traditionalists outraged. Now, she’s paying the price as more than 400 radio stations have reportedly shunned her from their playlists. The incident in question […]
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NFL Mediator Supports Coach Tomlin’s Decision to Bench or Fire Players Who Kneel During National Anthem
In a stunning turn of events, the NFL’s mediator has come out in support of Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin’s decision to bench or even fire players who kneel during the national anthem. The decision, which has sparked outrage among players and fans alike, comes after months of heated debate over whether kneeling during […]
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Sean Hannity Sues Stormy Daniels for $10 Million: “She Should Have Left Me Out Of It”
Fox News host Sean Hannity has filed a $10 million lawsuit against adult film actress Stormy Daniels, claiming that she included him in her recent book without his consent. In his lawsuit, Hannity alleges that Daniels’ book, “Full Disclosure,” includes defamatory statements about him. Specifically, Hannity takes issue with a passage in which Daniels describes […]
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Just in: Fox Entertainment Signs Roseanne Barr to a Morning Show Opposite ABC’s “The View”
Fox Entertainment has just announced that they have signed Roseanne Barr to host a new morning show that will air opposite ABC’s popular talk show, “The View”. The move is being seen as a direct challenge to ABC, which fired Barr from her hit show after she made racist and offensive comments on Twitter. According […]
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Whoopi, Joy, and Sunny Threaten To Resign ‘Immediately’ If Candace Owens Joins The Panel
In a stunning turn of events, the co-hosts of The View, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, and Sunny Hostin have all threatened to quit the show “immediately” if conservative commentator Candace Owens is added to the panel. Sources close to the hosts say they are outraged by the mere suggestion of Owens joining the show, citing […]
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Backlash Against “Woke” Peter Pan Results in Record-Low Pre-Sale for Disney
Disney’s highly anticipated “Woke Peter Pan” reboot appears to be in serious trouble, as reports indicate that it has had the worst pre-sale numbers in the company’s history. According to sources close to the project, the film, which aims to modernize the classic tale of Peter Pan with a “woke” twist, has been met with […]
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ABC Legal Parts Ways with The View Co-Host Sunny Hostin: “She’s a Lawsuit Waiting to Happen”
In a shocking turn of events, ABC Legal has terminated the contract of The View co-host, Sunny Hostin, citing concerns that she is a “lawsuit waiting to happen.” According to insiders at the network, Hostin has been a liability for some time due to her tendency to speak her mind on controversial topics. “Let’s just […]
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Roseanne Barr Offered $100 Million by CBS to Pen a New Sitcom
CBS has made an outrageous offer to disgraced comedian Roseanne Barr – $100 million to write a new sitcom. Yes, you read that right. The same Roseanne Barr who was fired from her hit show in 2018 for making racist and offensive comments on Twitter. According to CBS executives, they believe that Barr has served […]
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