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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay’s Restaurants Now Feature a Separate Table Labeled “Only for Woke People”

In the ever-evolving landscape of the culinary world, where the dining experience extends far beyond the plate to encompass the social, cultural, and even political realms, a recent development at Gordon Ramsay’s high-profile restaurants has stirred up quite the conversation. The fiery and famously outspoken chef has introduced a novel concept in his establishments: a […]

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Breaking: Academy Awards Replaces Whoopi Goldberg With Sylvester Stallone as MC

In a surprising turn of events, the Academy Awards has announced a major shake-up in its choice of host for the upcoming ceremony. The iconic Sylvester Stallone has been chosen to replace Whoopi Goldberg as the Master of Ceremonies (MC) for the prestigious event. The decision to replace Whoopi Goldberg comes amidst a backdrop of […]

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Breaking: Candace Owens Joins “The View” as Official Co-Host, Taking Over Whoopi Goldberg

In a groundbreaking move that sent shockwaves through the world of daytime television, conservative commentator Candace Owens has officially joined the iconic talk show “The View.” The announcement comes as Owens takes over the position once held by the legendary Whoopi Goldberg, marking a significant shift in the show’s dynamic and political landscape. The decision […]

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Shocking: Christian American Arrested For Reading Bible At A ‘Pride’ Event

Damon Atkins, a devout Christian, was detained this past weekend during a ‘Pride‘ celebration in Reading, Pennsylvania. His arrest came after he publicly read from the Bible, sparking a complex controversy around the boundaries of First Amendment rights. The incident took place on the periphery of the Pride event, where Atkins had stationed himself. He […]

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Chick-fil-A Faces Backlash from Conservatives Over Diversity Hire

Chick-fil-A, the popular restaurant franchise known for its conservative values, has come under fire from conservatives on Twitter. The controversy stems from the company’s recent announcement regarding the hiring of a new vice president whose role will be focused on promoting diversity, equity, and inclusion within the traditionally conservative brand. The attention was drawn to […]

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Jack Daniels’ ‘Woke’ Statement Costs Company $100 Million in Sales and Counting

In what can only be described as a sobering turn of events, Jack Daniels has announced that it lost a staggering $100 million in one “woke” weekend. The whiskey company’s woes began when it released a statement expressing support for the Black Lives Matter movement and pledging to do more to promote diversity and inclusion. […]

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Spielberg’s ‘Color Purple’ Sequel Drops Whoopi Goldberg

In a move that has left fans reeling, it has been announced that Whoopi Goldberg will not be reprising her role in the upcoming sequel to Steven Spielberg’s ‘The Color Purple.’ Sources close to the production say that Goldberg was let go due to creative differences with the director, though rumors abound that she was […]

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just in: Budweiser Incurs $800 Million Loss in a Single Day

In a shocking development, Budweiser, the beloved beer brand that has been a staple at backyard barbecues and frat parties for generations, has suffered a massive financial setback. According to industry insiders, the company’s latest attempt to “go woke” by featuring transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney in their advertising campaign has backfired spectacularly, causing their stock […]

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Kelsea Ballerini Faces Radio Boycott From 400 Stations Over CMT Awards Drag Queen Performance

Country music singer Kelsea Ballerini has found herself in hot water after her recent appearance at the CMT Awards, where she caused controversy with a drag queen stunt that left many traditionalists outraged. Now, she’s paying the price as more than 400 radio stations have reportedly shunned her from their playlists. The incident in question […]

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Just in: MSNBC Drops Joy Reid, Deems Her Message ‘Outdated’

In a shocking move today, MSNBC announced that it has decided to release Joy Reid from her position as a host on the network. According to a statement released by the network, Reid’s message was deemed “outdated” and no longer in line with the network’s values. “Joy has been a valuable member of our team […]

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