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Coach Tomlin and Pride Month
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Breaking: Steelers’ Coach Tomlin Directs Team To Not Participate In Pride Month, “It’s Woke Crap”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the sports and social communities, Steelers’ Coach Mike Tomlin has directed his team not to participate in Pride Month activities, calling it “woke crap.” This decision has sparked a heated debate, drawing sharp reactions from fans, advocacy groups, and fellow athletes. Coach Mike Tomlin, known for […]

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Morgan Freeman Documentary
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Breaking: Morgan Freeman Refuses to Narrate Another Documentary, ‘It’s Too Much Woke”

In a surprising turn of events, acclaimed actor and distinguished voice narrator Morgan Freeman has decided to step back from narrating documentaries, citing concerns over what he perceives as excessive political correctness or “wokeness” in recent projects. This revelation has sparked considerable debate within the entertainment industry and among his global fan base, highlighting the […]

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Clint Eastwood Oscar
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Breaking: Clint Eastwood Returns Oscar, Says ‘It’s Become Too Much Woke’

In a dramatic move that shook Hollywood to its core, Clint Eastwood announced he would return one of his Oscars, citing dissatisfaction with the increasingly “woke” culture surrounding the awards and industry at large. The legendary actor and director, known for his stoic persona and distinctive filmmaking style, shared his decision in a heartfelt statement […]

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Planet Fitness Woke Loss
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Breaking: Planet Fitness Faces $1.5 Billion Loss Overnight After Boycott

In a significant development that has sent shockwaves through the fitness industry, Planet Fitness experienced a staggering loss of nearly $1.5 billion overnight, signaling the potential effectiveness of a consumer boycott targeting the popular gym chain. The sudden decline in the company’s market value underscores the growing impact of consumer activism and raises questions about […]

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Gordon Ramsay Restaurant
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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay’s Restaurants Now Feature a Separate Table Labeled “Only for Woke People”

In the ever-evolving landscape of the culinary world, where the dining experience extends far beyond the plate to encompass the social, cultural, and even political realms, a recent development at Gordon Ramsay’s high-profile restaurants has stirred up quite the conversation. The fiery and famously outspoken chef has introduced a novel concept in his establishments: a […]

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Whoopi Sylvester As Academy Awards
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Breaking: Academy Awards Replaces Whoopi Goldberg With Sylvester Stallone as MC

In a surprising turn of events, the Academy Awards has announced a major shake-up in its choice of host for the upcoming ceremony. The iconic Sylvester Stallone has been chosen to replace Whoopi Goldberg as the Master of Ceremonies (MC) for the prestigious event. The decision to replace Whoopi Goldberg comes amidst a backdrop of […]

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Whoopi Candace Joining The View
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Breaking: Candace Owens Joins “The View” as Official Co-Host, Taking Over Whoopi Goldberg

In a groundbreaking move that sent shockwaves through the world of daytime television, conservative commentator Candace Owens has officially joined the iconic talk show “The View.” The announcement comes as Owens takes over the position once held by the legendary Whoopi Goldberg, marking a significant shift in the show’s dynamic and political landscape. The decision […]

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Christian Man Pride Event
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Shocking: Christian American Arrested For Reading Bible At A ‘Pride’ Event

Damon Atkins, a devout Christian, was detained this past weekend during a ‘Pride‘ celebration in Reading, Pennsylvania. His arrest came after he publicly read from the Bible, sparking a complex controversy around the boundaries of First Amendment rights. The incident took place on the periphery of the Pride event, where Atkins had stationed himself. He […]

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Chick-fil-A Faces Backlash from Conservatives Over Diversity Hire

Chick-fil-A, the popular restaurant franchise known for its conservative values, has come under fire from conservatives on Twitter. The controversy stems from the company’s recent announcement regarding the hiring of a new vice president whose role will be focused on promoting diversity, equity, and inclusion within the traditionally conservative brand. The attention was drawn to […]

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Jack Daniels’ ‘Woke’ Statement Costs Company $100 Million in Sales and Counting

In what can only be described as a sobering turn of events, Jack Daniels has announced that it lost a staggering $100 million in one “woke” weekend. The whiskey company’s woes began when it released a statement expressing support for the Black Lives Matter movement and pledging to do more to promote diversity and inclusion. […]

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