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Breaking: Elon Musk Permanently Bans Don Lemon from X Following Recent Controversy

In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the tech and media landscapes, Elon Musk, the enigmatic owner of the social media platform X (formerly known as Twitter), has officially banned Don Lemon, the former CNN anchor, following a controversial interview. This dramatic action underscores the tension between Musk’s proclaimed stance as a “free […]

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Breaking: CNN’s Don Lemon Gets a ‘Punch’ from Elon Musk

In a world where billionaire entrepreneurs launch themselves into space and electric cars wink at other road users, it’s no surprise that Elon Musk has once again made headlines. This time, however, it’s not for his latest innovation or Twitter proclamation, but for a wild event during a CNN interview with Don Lemon. It all […]

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Just in: Al Jazeera News Network To Hire Don Lemon

Just when we thought Don Lemon had hit rock bottom following his divorce and firing from CNN, it seems the beleaguered news anchor has found a new lease on life. Al Jazeera News Network has announced that they have hired the controversial figure, citing the need for more drama and zest in their programming. In […]

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Just in: Don Lemon’s Husband Files For Divorce After CNN Firing

In an unexpected turn of events, sources close to the couple have confirmed that Don Lemon’s husband, Tim Malone, has filed for divorce following Lemon’s abrupt firing from CNN last week. The shocking development has left both the media world and fans of the couple in a state of bewilderment. Tim Malone, a successful real […]

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Don Lemon’s Fiery CNN Exit: Police Escort ‘Angry’ Anchor Out Amid Dramatic Showdown

In a bizarre turn of events, Don Lemon, the recently fired CNN anchor, was escorted out of the network’s headquarters by police after an intense confrontation with network executives. Witnesses described the scene as “chaotic” and “unforgettable,” with a “very angry” Lemon making his displeasure known in no uncertain terms. The situation unfolded shortly after […]

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