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TRUE: Whoopi Goldberg Sues Guy Fieri For Not Letting Her Into His Restaurant

In a plot twist that could make a jalapeno sweat, the clash between Whoopi Goldberg and the Mayor of Flavortown, Guy Fieri, just got extra spicy. Fresh off the griddle comes news that Goldberg is serving up a lawsuit against Fieri. The cause? Being banned from all establishments under the Fieri culinary empire. Yes, folks, […]

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Breaking: Elon Musk Sues Whoopi Goldberg and ‘The View’ for a Billion Dollars

In a twist more unexpected than a Cybertruck design reveal, SpaceX and Tesla titan, Elon Musk, has propelled himself into a new legal galaxy. The tech mogul, known for launching reusable rockets and electric cars, has just fired his heftiest lawsuit yet, aimed straight at ‘The View’ and Whoopi Goldberg. The payload? A staggering billion […]

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TRUE: Guy Fieri Brands Whoopi Goldberg ‘Toxic,’ Issues Permanent Restaurant Ban

Just when we thought the realm of culinary feuds was simmering down, Guy Fieri, the man with hair as white as his mozzarella sticks and shirts as loud as his ‘Trash Can Nachos,’ fired up a fresh fracas. This time, the crosshairs landed on Whoopi Goldberg. Yes, you read it right. She’s not Goldberg, she’s […]

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‘They’re Loud and Divisive’: Guy Fieri Bans Entry Of Members Of ‘The View’ In This Restaurants

In a culinary collision that’s as unexpected as the combined flavors in Guy Fieri’s ‘Cheesecake Challenge,’ the frosty-haired, flame-shirted king of ‘Flavortown’ has rattled the cutlery again. This time, he’s stirred the pot by issuing a controversial decree that bars members of ‘The View’ from his gastronomic empire. The reason behind this sizzling saucy ban? […]

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‘You’re Not Welcome Here’: Guy Fieri Kicked Off Whoopi Goldberg From His Restaurant

It was a day of high drama and unexpected spice in the heart of Fieri-land, an eatery for both the discerning and the undiscerning palate, a cornucopia of cacophonous culinary creations and a site of unexpected celebrity feuding. But not even the Food Network could have cooked up the drama that unfolded when Guy Fieri, […]

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Spielberg’s ‘Color Purple’ Sequel Drops Whoopi Goldberg

In a move that has left fans reeling, it has been announced that Whoopi Goldberg will not be reprising her role in the upcoming sequel to Steven Spielberg’s ‘The Color Purple.’ Sources close to the production say that Goldberg was let go due to creative differences with the director, though rumors abound that she was […]

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