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Breaking: Riley Gaines Wins $50 Million Lawsuit Against NCAA for Unfair Medal Distribution, “A Victory Against Wokeness”

In a groundbreaking legal battle that has captivated the sports world, swimmer Riley Gaines has emerged victorious in her lawsuit against the NCAA. The $50 million settlement, awarded to Gaines for what she deems as unfair medal distribution, marks a significant win not only for the athlete but also for those critical of what they […]

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Breaking: NCAA Bans Lia Thomas For Life From Competitive Swimming, “Should Try for Another Category”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the world of competitive swimming, the NCAA has made the decision to ban Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer, from participating in future competitions. The decision, which comes amidst a backdrop of heated debates surrounding inclusion and fairness in sports, has reignited discussions about the intersection of gender […]

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Breaking: Riley Gaines Settles Lawsuit with Lia Thomas for $5 Million

In a surprising turn of events, Riley Gaines, the rising star known for her accomplishments both in and out of the pool, has settled a civil suit against fellow athlete Lia Thomas for a staggering $5 million. The legal battle, which garnered significant attention, was centered around a contentious dispute that exposed the complexities of […]

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