TRUE: Whoopi Goldberg Takes A Dig At Elon Musk On ‘The View’
- Alex Robin
- August 18, 2023
In an unexpected turn of events on the set of ‘The View’, Whoopi Goldberg found herself taking a sly dig at none other than Elon Musk. The morning talk show, known for its lively discussions and diverse panel, took a humorous detour as Goldberg couldn’t resist poking fun at the tech mogul. As the show […]
Read MoreBreaking: CNN’s Don Lemon Gets a ‘Punch’ from Elon Musk
- Alex Robin
- August 6, 2023
In a world where billionaire entrepreneurs launch themselves into space and electric cars wink at other road users, it’s no surprise that Elon Musk has once again made headlines. This time, however, it’s not for his latest innovation or Twitter proclamation, but for a wild event during a CNN interview with Don Lemon. It all […]
Read MoreJust in: Alec Baldwin Calls Elon Musk ‘A Scumbag’ On ‘The View’, Musk reacts
- Alex Robin
- June 3, 2023
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when a Hollywood celebrity and a tech billionaire feud, the most likely place for this would be, without a doubt, daytime talk show, “The View”. Last Tuesday, audiences were served a heaping portion of this unexpected yet somehow mundane drama when Alec Baldwin, renowned for his fiery temperament, […]
Read MoreAnheuser Busch to discontinue and rebrand their flagship beer: Bud Light
- Alex Robin
- April 17, 2023
In a shocking move, Anheuser Busch has announced that they will be discontinuing their flagship beer brand, Bud Light, following a recent PR disaster. The decision comes after a series of unfortunate events that began when a case of Bud Light was sent to Dylan Mulvaney, a man from Michigan who had never shown any […]
Read MoreLia Thomas Announces Desire to Revert To Be Male Again: “I’ve Accomplished My Goals”
- Alex Robin
- April 16, 2023
In a surprising turn of events, Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer who made headlines for competing on the women’s team at the NCAA championships, has announced that she wants to transition back to being male. In a statement to the media, Thomas explained that while she had enjoyed her time as a female athlete, she […]
Read MoreKid Rock Takes on American Patriotism, Promotes ‘American Patriot Beer’
- Alex Robin
- April 14, 2023
Kid Rock, the self-proclaimed “American Bad Ass,” is back in the headlines again, this time for his new venture: “American Patriot Beer.” The launch of the brand comes just months after a legal dispute with Bud Light, which resulted in a million-dollar lawsuit. The feud between Kid Rock and Bud Light began when the rapper’s […]
Read MoreBreaking: Kid Rock Signs $20 Million Deal with Miller, Tells Bud Light to “F*** Off”
- Alex Robin
- April 8, 2023
Kid Rock, the notorious American musician and self-proclaimed “badass”, has just signed a whopping $40 million sponsorship deal with Miller beer. The announcement came as a shock to many in the industry, as Kid Rock has long been associated with Budweiser. But according to sources close to the deal, Kid Rock was lured away by […]
Read MoreJust in: Kathy Griffin Files for Bankruptcy, Cites Elon Musk as Cause
- Alex Robin
- April 2, 2023
Los Angeles, California – Comedian Kathy Griffin is filing for bankruptcy after a series of unfortunate events that she claims were caused by none other than the tech billionaire Elon Musk. According to sources close to Griffin, the trouble began when she decided to purchase a Tesla Model S, Musk’s flagship electric car. Griffin, known […]
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Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Launch a Non-Woke Program with Tim Allen
In a move that is shaking up the landscape of television entertainment, comedian and actress Roseanne Barr is teaming up with fellow comedian Tim Allen to launch a new non-woke program. This collaborative effort promises to challenge prevailing norms in the entertainment industry and provide audiences with a refreshing alternative to politically correct content. Roseanne […]
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