Kohl’s Market Value Continues to Decline Following Its ‘Woke’ Stance
Kohl’s, the well-known clothing retailer, is navigating turbulent waters as its stock value continues to drop for the third consecutive day. This unexpected nosedive is linked to a similar controversy that enveloped Target recently when it faced a public boycott for promoting LGBT pride-centric products tailored for kids. Kohl’s is currently in the hot seat […]
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Just in: Elon Musk Inflicts a $800 Million Blow to Budweiser
In what could be a new chapter in ‘The Eccentric Adventures of Elon Musk,’ our flamboyant billionaire has added a new feat to his resume – costing Budweiser $800 million, all thanks to a tweet. Yes, you read it right! Musk, in his new role as Twitter CEO, has once again proved that he doesn’t […]
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Just in: Target Loses $10 Billion In 10 Days Due To “Wokeness”
In a staggering turn of events, Minneapolis-based retail titan, Target, has experienced an astonishing loss of $10 billion in market value within just ten days. The sharp downturn comes as a direct result of the company’s attempt to champion what some critics label as ‘wokeness’, a term commonly used to describe heightened awareness of social […]
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Target Faces Stock Plunge and Backlash Over Controversial Pride Collection for Kids
Target, the Minneapolis-based retail giant, experienced a significant setback as its stock price hit a three-year low on Thursday. The company faced a growing backlash following its decision to sell Pride merchandise targeted at children, leading to a substantial drop in its stock value. At its lowest point, the stock price fell to $137.39 USD, […]
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just in: Budweiser Incurs $800 Million Loss in a Single Day
In a shocking development, Budweiser, the beloved beer brand that has been a staple at backyard barbecues and frat parties for generations, has suffered a massive financial setback. According to industry insiders, the company’s latest attempt to “go woke” by featuring transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney in their advertising campaign has backfired spectacularly, causing their stock […]
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Michael Jordan Cuts Ties with Nike Over “Woke” Agenda, Takes Air Jordans With Him
Beaverton, Oregon – In a stunning move that has rocked the sports and fashion world, basketball legend Michael Jordan has announced his resignation from the board of directors at Nike, citing the company’s recent embrace of “woke” culture as his reason for stepping down. According to sources close to Jordan, the six-time NBA champion was […]
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