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TRUE: Anheuser-Busch CEO Publicly Admits ‘Yes, We’re Woke’

In a turn of events that left many jaws on the floor and beer cans left half-empty, Anheuser-Busch’s CEO, Maxwell Hoptastic, stunned the world by openly admitting in a press conference earlier today, “Yes, we’re woke.” For those out of the loop, “woke” is a term rooted in Black American culture that refers to a […]

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