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Lia Thomas Announces Desire to Revert To Be Male Again: “I’ve Accomplished My Goals”
In a surprising turn of events, Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer who made headlines for competing on the women’s team at the NCAA championships, has announced that she wants to transition back to being male. In a statement to the media, Thomas explained that while she had enjoyed her time as a female athlete, she […]
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Breaking: Tucker Carlson Joins Candace Owens on ‘The View’
In an unforeseen twist that could only be rivaled by the finale of a telenovela, the producers of “The View” have once again shocked the world. Hot on the heels of Candace Owens’ controversial addition to the panel, none other than Tucker Carlson, the firebrand conservative commentator, is set to co-host the show. Yes, you […]
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