‘We Don’t Want Your Help’: JETS Sidestep Colin Kaepernick’s Offer Following Aaron Rodgers’ Leg Injury
Football fans everywhere inhaled sharply when the previously unassailable Aaron Rodgers found himself on the wrong end of a sack during a New York Jets’ Monday night game. As Rodgers’ foot contorted in ways no human foot should, the weight of crushed dreams seemed to echo throughout the stadium. Fans and officials alike were left […]
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Breaking: CMT is The New Bud Light, Continues To Lose Billions After Pulling Jason Aldean’s Hit
It’s a tale as old as time: a tale of two industries, of country music and cold beers, of botched PR stunts, and of billions of dollars going up in smoke. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, grab your cowboy boots and your beer mugs because we’re delving into the jaw-dropping saga of CMT and Bud Light. […]
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Target Faces Stock Plunge and Backlash Over Controversial Pride Collection for Kids
Target, the Minneapolis-based retail giant, experienced a significant setback as its stock price hit a three-year low on Thursday. The company faced a growing backlash following its decision to sell Pride merchandise targeted at children, leading to a substantial drop in its stock value. At its lowest point, the stock price fell to $137.39 USD, […]
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Just in: Anheuser Busch Dumps Bud Light Brand, ‘It’s Time To Let It Go’
After a PR stunt went awry, Anheuser Busch has finally called it quits with their Bud Light brand. In a move that will leave beer drinkers reeling and all of us questioning the power of social media, the beer giant has decided to retire the beloved Bud Light brand in the wake of an Instagram […]
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Bud Light Now On Sale: Offers Beer Cases for Less Than $5
In the aftermath of the Bud Light fiasco, in which they sent some cans of beer to Dylan Mulvaney in a failed PR stunt, the company has announced a new marketing strategy: selling their product for under $5 a case. According to a Bud Light spokesperson, the company is “trying to make things right” after […]
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