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J.K. Rowling Walks Away from $150M Annual HBO Deal Over ‘Wokeness’ in New Harry Potter Series “Won’t Let It Ruin the Legacy!”
J.K. Rowling has reportedly walked away from a massive $150 million annual deal with HBO over creative differences regarding the upcoming Harry Potter series. According to sources, the primary reason for the split is the network’s alleged push for a more “woke” adaptation of the beloved franchise, a direction Rowling is unwilling to support. The […]
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Backlash Against “Woke” Peter Pan Results in Record-Low Pre-Sale for Disney
Disney’s highly anticipated “Woke Peter Pan” reboot appears to be in serious trouble, as reports indicate that it has had the worst pre-sale numbers in the company’s history. According to sources close to the project, the film, which aims to modernize the classic tale of Peter Pan with a “woke” twist, has been met with […]
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