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Jimmy and Jelly Roll
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FLORIDA CONGRESSMAN TELLS JELLY ROLL TO STAY OUT OF THE PANHANDLE: “YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE”

Florida Congressman Jimmy Patronis is turning up the heat on Jelly Roll after the country star’s recent comments about President Donald Trump, saying the singer shouldn’t expect a welcome in the Florida Panhandle anytime soon. The controversy began after Jelly Roll took several political shots at Trump while guest-hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live!. What might have […]

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Jason Aldean and Jelly
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Jason Aldean Says He Kicked Jelly Roll Out of His Concert After Rejecting His Plea to Perform, “I Told Security To Throw Him Out”

Jason Aldean is sharing his side of an alleged backstage incident involving Jelly Roll, claiming the singer showed up at one of his concerts after Aldean had already rejected a request to perform. During a recent podcast appearance, Aldean said Jelly Roll contacted him looking for a spot on his ongoing North American tour. According […]

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Lia Thomas and Sophie Cunningham Men
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“I’m Not Apologizing”: Sophie Cunningham Ready to Sit Out 5 Games Over Lia Thomas Remark

Sophie Cunningham is reportedly standing by her controversial comments about transgender athletes in women’s sports, even if doing so means missing five games. Cunningham sparked a heated debate after saying, “Men like Lia Thomas shouldn’t be allowed in women’s sports.” The remark quickly spread across social media, with people on both sides of the debate […]

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Robert De Niro and SAG
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Robert De Niro Loses His Cool at SAG-AFTRA Event, Gets Shown the Door, “This Industry Is Nothing Without Me”

Robert De Niro reportedly found himself on the wrong side of the red carpet after a tense confrontation at a SAG-AFTRA event ended with security escorting the legendary actor out of the building. The evening was supposed to be another celebration of Hollywood talent, but the mood allegedly changed when De Niro became involved in […]

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Sophie and Lia Thomas
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Sophie Cunningham Says She’d Take a Five-Game Ban Before Taking Back Her Comments on Women’s Sports

Sophie Cunningham has drawn a line and she is not moving it. The Indiana Fever guard says she would take a five-game suspension before she apologizes for saying men like Lia Thomas should not be allowed in women’s sports. That is the offer she is putting on the table. Keep the words. Serve the ban. […]

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Amy Schumer and James Woods Event
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Amy Schumer calls James Woods “Ignorant” at charity event, james Replied “You’re just a broke child with an empty resume.”

Amy Schumer Called James Woods “Ignorant” at a Charity Dinner. He Answered With His Awards and a Line That Stuck. Last night was supposed to be a quiet charity event in Los Angeles. It didn’t stay that way. Amy Schumer went after James Woods in front of the room and called him “ignorant.” Woods didn’t […]

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Trump Declares August 25 A National Holiday In Honor Of Dolly Parton: “She Gave America So Much.”

Hours after the news broke that Dolly Parton had died at 80 in Nashville, President Donald Trump did what he does best — he claimed the moment and made it official. On Tuesday afternoon he announced that August 25 would permanently be known as National Dolly Parton Day, declaring simply, “America will never forget her.” […]

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James Woods and Robert De Niro
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Woke Actor Robert De Niro Takes A Swing At James Woods, Gets Hit With the Cleanest Clapback of the Year: “At Least I Never Had to Sell My Soul for Flop Movies”

In what appears to be a move that could be called as such only on the assumption that Robert De Niro has forgotten that he made his name with performances and not through politics, the legendary actor took potshots at another celebrity in the recent interview – this time at the fellow actor James Woods. […]

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Tom Homan And Robert De Niro
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Robert De Niro Challenges Tom Homan For A Face To Face Fight, Homan Says “I’d Wreck the Poor Lil’ Fella”

Robert De Niro decided this week that Tom Homan’s whole tough-guy thing is mostly for show. According to the actor, if the two of them ever ended up in the same room without cameras and crowds, the border czar would drop the hard edge pretty quick. He said it during a short interview that got […]

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New York Mayor Announces Open Marriage Following Wife’s Late-Night Sightings, “She’s A Special Woman”

By mid-morning the videos had already done most of the work. Three separate clips, none of them particularly clear, but clear enough. First, Rama Mamdani stepping out of a car on the Upper West Side just before midnight and disappearing into a brownstone with a man in a dark jacket. Forty minutes later she walks […]

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