Kid Rock Ditches Bud Light for Miller in $40 Million Sponsorship Deal: “F*** You, Bud Light!”
In a bold move that is sure to ruffle some feathers in the beer industry, Kid Rock has reportedly signed a $40 million sponsorship deal with Miller, effectively ending his long-standing relationship with rival brand Bud Light. According to sources close to the deal, Kid Rock was drawn to Miller’s “no-nonsense” approach to beer-making, which […]
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Just in: Kathy Griffin Files for Bankruptcy, Cites Elon Musk as Cause
Los Angeles, California – Comedian Kathy Griffin is filing for bankruptcy after a series of unfortunate events that she claims were caused by none other than the tech billionaire Elon Musk. According to sources close to Griffin, the trouble began when she decided to purchase a Tesla Model S, Musk’s flagship electric car. Griffin, known […]
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Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar Let Go from The View in Bid to Save Show from Cancellation
In a stunning move, ABC’s daytime talk show “The View” has fired long-time hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar in an effort to avoid being canceled. The decision came after a recent episode of the show sparked outrage on social media, with viewers calling for the show to be taken off the air. The offending […]
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Just in: MSNBC Drops Joy Reid, Deems Her Message ‘Outdated’
In a shocking move today, MSNBC announced that it has decided to release Joy Reid from her position as a host on the network. According to a statement released by the network, Reid’s message was deemed “outdated” and no longer in line with the network’s values. “Joy has been a valuable member of our team […]
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Roseanne Barr Offered $100 Million by CBS to Pen a New Sitcom
CBS has made an outrageous offer to disgraced comedian Roseanne Barr – $100 million to write a new sitcom. Yes, you read that right. The same Roseanne Barr who was fired from her hit show in 2018 for making racist and offensive comments on Twitter. According to CBS executives, they believe that Barr has served […]
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