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Olympics Drop Coca-Cola 450 Million Dollor Sponsorship for LA 2028 Over Pride: ‘The Focus Should Be on Sports, Not Wokeness’
After the International Olympic Committee (IOC) made the decision to host the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles, excitement buzzed across the world. The 2028 Olympics were anticipated to be a major milestone, a celebration of sportsmanship and global unity. However, the event took an unexpected turn when Coca-Cola, one of its most iconic sponsors, […]
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Breaking: Kid Rock Signs $20 Million Deal with Miller, Tells Bud Light to “F*** Off”
Kid Rock, the notorious American musician and self-proclaimed “badass”, has just signed a whopping $40 million sponsorship deal with Miller beer. The announcement came as a shock to many in the industry, as Kid Rock has long been associated with Budweiser. But according to sources close to the deal, Kid Rock was lured away by […]
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Kid Rock Defies Anheuser Busch’s Lawsuit Threats With “Bring It On” Attitude
In a move that surprised no one, Kid Rock has responded to Anheuser Busch’s threat of a lawsuit with a defiant “Bring it on.” The feud between the beer giant and the washed-up rocker began when Anheuser Busch pulled their sponsorship from Kid Rock’s upcoming tour, citing his recent controversial comments and behavior. Kid Rock, […]
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