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Michael Jordan And Planet Fitness
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Breaking: Michael Jordan Terminates His $50 Million Deal With Planet Fitness, Saying, ‘Not Going to Work With a Woke Brand.’

In a surprising turn of events, basketball legend Michael Jordan has opted to terminate his $50 million endorsement deal with Planet Fitness, citing his unwillingness to align with what he perceives as a “woke” brand. This decision has sparked widespread speculation and raised questions about the intersection of sports, business, and social activism. The partnership […]

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Travis Kelce Taylor
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TRUE: NFL’s TV Ratings Drop By 50% Due To Taylor Swift’s Presence

In the formidable universe of the National Football League (NFL), where touchdowns and towering athletic feats typically seize attention, a new protagonist has entered the scene, eliciting both spectacle and skepticism – Taylor Swift. With a reported 50% drop in TV viewership during a Kansas City Chiefs game graced by the global pop sensation, a […]

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Michael Jordan Nike Partners
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“I Won’t Go Woke”: Michael Jordan Walks Away from NIKE’s $10 Million Offer

In the realm of sports, Michael Jordan’s name is synonymous with excellence, perseverance, and a relentless pursuit of greatness. His legacy on the basketball court is etched in history, and his ventures off the court have been equally impactful, particularly his longstanding partnership with sportswear giant, NIKE. However, in a move that has left the […]

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COLIN NFL SHAMPOO ENDORSEMENT
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TRUE: NFL Denies Kaepernick’s Return; Suggests Pursuing Shampoo Endorsements

In a surprise turn of events that’s certain to spark both laughter and heated debates, the NFL has officially declined Colin Kaepernick’s latest attempt to return to professional football. Instead of a spot on the field, they’ve suggested he might be better off endorsing shampoo brands. Yes, you read that correctly—shampoo. Colin Kaepernick, the former […]

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