Elon Musk: “We Should Get Rid Of All Electronic Voting Machines”
In an unexpected twist that has left both tech enthusiasts and political analysts scratching their heads, Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur known for his innovative ventures and futuristic visions, has made a bold proclamation: it’s time to get rid of all electronic voting machines. Yes, the man who wants to colonize Mars, implant chips in […]
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Breaking: Hulk Hogan Lands a $500 Million Deal With Samsung After RNC Speech
Only in America, could we have such a twist that Hulk Hogan, the legend of wrestling has just signed a $500 million contract with Samsung for his bombastic speech during the RNC. Yes, it’s true, the Hulkster is back and not just to do leg drops but to strike giant business deals. It was really […]
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Breaking: Sunny Hostin Walks Out Crying After Confronting Elon Musk On The View
In a dramatic turn of events on The View, co-host Sunny Hostin found herself overwhelmed with emotion as she confronted Tesla CEO Elon Musk during a heated exchange. The confrontation, which unfolded live on air, has sparked widespread debate and drawn attention to the ethical responsibilities of tech industry leaders. The incident began when Hostin, […]
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“I’d Rather Eat Dirt Than Live in ‘Woke’ California”: Elon Musk To Move X Corp’s Headquarters from California to Texas
In a bold and unexpected move, Elon Musk, the enigmatic entrepreneur and CEO of X Corp, formerly known as Twitter, has announced his decision to relocate the company’s headquarters from California to Texas. Musk, known for his unapologetic approach and willingness to challenge the status quo, declared, “I’d rather eat dirt than live in ‘woke’ […]
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Just in: Disney Faces Boycott Of Lifetime After Elon Musk Tells CEO to “Go F*** Yourself.”
In a digital era where controversies unfold at the speed of a click, the latest shockwave comes from the unlikeliest of sources – the collision between Elon Musk, the trailblazing CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, and Disney, the behemoth of global entertainment. The catalyst for this unfolding saga? Musk’s brazen and profanity-laden directive to Disney’s […]
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TRUE: Elon Musk Sues Microsoft For $10 Billion
In an unexpected turn of events, tech magnate Elon Musk has taken a massive legal step against one of the world’s leading tech giants, Microsoft. Announcing his intent to sue the company for a staggering $10 billion, the tech world has been abuzz with speculations and theories. It began with a cryptic tweet from Musk: […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk Is Going To Expose Bill Gates Soon, Says ‘He’s Evil’
In the latest saga of tech billionaires trading barbs, the ever unpredictable Elon Musk has fired a new salvo, aimed directly at Bill Gates. Yes, the self-proclaimed ‘technoking’, the man who aspires to colonize Mars, and the mind behind ‘Not-a-Flamethrower’, has put Gates squarely in his crosshairs. The accusation? “Bill Gates is evil, going to […]
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Breaking News: Anheuser-Busch Files a Staggering $100 Billion Defamation Suit Against Elon Musk
It’s a case of billionaires colliding. Anheuser-Busch InBev, the multinational drink and brewing conglomerate, has hit Twitter’s new CEO, Elon Musk, with a staggering $100 billion defamation lawsuit. The grounds for the suit – defamation. In what promises to be a courtroom battle for the ages, the parent company of Bud Light alleges Musk defamed […]
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