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“The Company Has Become Too Much Woke”: CMT’s CEO Resigns Amid Jason Aldean Controversy
In a turn of events that could easily be the plot of a gripping country song, the CEO of Country Music Television (CMT) announced their resignation, citing that the company has become “too much woke.” This surprising development follows the controversy surrounding country music star Jason Aldean and his hit single “Try That In A […]
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NASCAR cuts ties with Budweiser over “woke” values
In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves through the racing world, NASCAR has announced that it is dropping its long-standing sponsorship deal with Budweiser, citing concerns that the beer brand has become too “woke” in recent years. According to sources close to the decision, NASCAR officials became increasingly uncomfortable with Budweiser’s public statements on […]
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