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White House Donates $6.5 Million “Pride” Budget to Homeless Veterans: “Putting Funds Where They Matter”
After former President Donald Trump took office, significant changes were made to federal budget allocations, particularly in areas where funding was being directed to various social causes. Among the most notable decisions was the redirection of the White House’s $6.5 million “Pride” budget, which had previously been used for LGBTQ+ initiatives, to a more pressing […]
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FEMA Returns to North Carolina with New Director and $2 Billion, Fulfilling Another Promise by President Trump
After taking the oath of office, President Trump quickly made clear his commitment to disaster relief, issuing a directive to FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) to focus on recovery efforts in North Carolina. The president’s swift action was aimed at addressing the aftermath of severe storms, flooding, and other natural disasters that have significantly impacted […]
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Just in: MSNBC Drops Joy Reid, Deems Her Message ‘Outdated’
In a shocking move today, MSNBC announced that it has decided to release Joy Reid from her position as a host on the network. According to a statement released by the network, Reid’s message was deemed “outdated” and no longer in line with the network’s values. “Joy has been a valuable member of our team […]
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