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Kid Rock Defies Anheuser Busch’s Lawsuit Threats With “Bring It On” Attitude

In a move that surprised no one, Kid Rock has responded to Anheuser Busch’s threat of a lawsuit with a defiant “Bring it on.” The feud between the beer giant and the washed-up rocker began when Anheuser Busch pulled their sponsorship from Kid Rock’s upcoming tour, citing his recent controversial comments and behavior. Kid Rock, […]

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Pabst outshines Budweiser: Bags $124m exclusive beer deal with Kid Rock’s world tour

In a surprising move that has left many in the beer industry scratching their heads, Pabst Brewing Company has reportedly snatched a $124 million deal from Budweiser to become the “exclusive provider” for Kid Rock’s upcoming world tour. According to sources close to the deal, Pabst was able to woo the “American Bad Ass” singer […]

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Stephen King Gets Dumped by Publisher After Twitter Suspension

In a shocking turn of events, publishing giant Penguin Random House has announced that they are cutting ties with famed horror author Stephen King, following his suspension from Twitter. According to a statement from the company, they can no longer support an author who has been “de-platformed” from social media. “Stephen King’s suspension from Twitter […]

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Hollywood Actress Alyssa Milano Cries on Twitter, Shocked That “Nobody Will Hire Me”

In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood actress and political activist Alyssa Milano took to Twitter to express her frustration over not being able to find a job. In a series of tweets, Milano bemoaned the fact that nobody was willing to hire her, despite her extensive acting experience and social justice credentials. “It’s just […]

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Just in: Clint Eastwood Crucifies Snarky Brat Alyssa Milano on Twitter, “Grow Up, You’re 50”

In a shocking turn of events, legendary actor and director Clint Eastwood took to Twitter to publicly crucify actress and political activist Alyssa Milano. In a series of scathing tweets, Eastwood berated Milano for her supposed immaturity and urged her to “grow up” despite her being a mature 50 years old. Eastwood’s tweets began with […]