Women’s Sports

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Trump to Sign Order Recognizing Two Genders in USA and Banning Trans in Women’s Sports

After taking the oath of office on January 20, 2025, as the newly elected President of the United States, Donald Trump wasted no time in advancing his agenda. He is set to issue a series of executive orders aimed at redefining the country’s approach to gender and identity. The orders, expected to be signed within […]

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Lia Thomas Expelled While Submitting Form for Next Pan American Games: “William, You Think We’re Mad?

Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer who made headlines for competing in women’s collegiate swimming, has found herself at the center of yet another controversy—this time, in connection with the Pan American Games. Thomas was recently removed from the girls’ locker room while submitting her application for participation in the upcoming Pan American Games, set to […]

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Breaking: Caitlin Clark Signs Multi-Million Dollar Deal With Samsung, “Need More People Like Caitlin Clark, Fewer Like LeBron James”

In a landmark move for both the athlete and the brand, Caitlin Clark has signed a multi-million dollar endorsement deal with tech giant Samsung. The deal, which is set to span several years, marks a significant milestone in Clark’s burgeoning career and highlights Samsung’s strategic investment in rising sports stars. The announcement, however, has sparked […]

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TRUE: International Olympic Committee Bans ‘Biological Males’ from Women’s Sports

The world of sports has always been a battleground where debates around inclusivity, fairness, and identity collide. The latest controversy to rock the arena comes from the International Olympic Committee (IOC), which recently announced a ban on ‘biological males’ from participating in women’s sports. This decision, intended to address concerns about fairness and competition, has […]

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TRUE: Cadance Owens Takes Charge, ‘Lia Thomas Should Be Banned From Women’s Sports’

Ah, the age-old tradition of commenting on matters that blend sports with socio-politics. If there’s anything that brings out the armchair experts in full force, it’s this explosive combination. Enter Candace Owens, the political commentator who would presumably rather play referee than spectator. Her latest buzzer-beater? Lia Thomas should be exiled from women’s sports. Let’s […]

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TRUE: Candace Owens Says ‘Lia Thomas Should Be Banned From Women’s Sports’

In the sphere of modern socio-political discourse, few topics are as incendiary as that of transgender rights in sports. The epicenter of this maelstrom is Lia Thomas, a transgender swimmer who has experienced both dazzling successes and the crucible of controversy. Recently, political commentator Candace Owens added fuel to this fire with her unequivocal stance: […]

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Breaking: Riley Gaines Settles Lawsuit with Lia Thomas for $5 Million

In a surprising turn of events, Riley Gaines, the rising star known for her accomplishments both in and out of the pool, has settled a civil suit against fellow athlete Lia Thomas for a staggering $5 million. The legal battle, which garnered significant attention, was centered around a contentious dispute that exposed the complexities of […]

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TRUE: Megan Rapinoe Banned From Women Sports For Life

In a shocking turn of events, Megan Rapinoe’s name is echoing through the halls of sports history for all the wrong reasons. The failed penalty kick that left fans groaning in disbelief has now led to an unprecedented decision: Megan Rapinoe has been banned from women’s sports for life. This unexpected twist is the culmination […]

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Breaking: Lia Thomas Banned From Participating In Women’s Sports, “She Doesn’t Fit”

In a world more obsessed with rules than a hall monitor with a new whistle, the International Women’s Sports Federation (IWSF) announced today that Lia Thomas, the lightning rod trans athlete, has been banned from participating in women’s sports. First, let’s address the elephant in the room or, in this case, the grizzly bear on […]

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