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Bud Light Now On Sale: Offers Beer Cases for Less Than $5
In the aftermath of the Bud Light fiasco, in which they sent some cans of beer to Dylan Mulvaney in a failed PR stunt, the company has announced a new marketing strategy: selling their product for under $5 a case. According to a Bud Light spokesperson, the company is “trying to make things right” after […]
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Just in: Renowned Neurosurgeon Says Whoopi Goldberg Needs Brain Surgery ‘Immediately’
In a shocking turn of events, it has been reported that Goldberg, the former professional wrestler and current co-host of “The View,” needs brain surgery. Dr. John Smith, a renowned neurosurgeon, has stated that the surgery is “seriously necessary” for Goldberg’s well-being. According to Dr. Smith, Goldberg’s brain has been “seriously damaged” by years of […]
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Tucker Carlson Gives Patriotism Lesson to Whoopi Goldberg: “You Have Never Loved Any Country”
Fox News host Tucker Carlson has once again stirred up controversy with his latest comments, this time targeting co-host of “The View,” Whoopi Goldberg. During a recent segment on his show, Carlson gave Goldberg a master class in patriotism, claiming that she has never loved any country. “I hate to break it to you, Whoopi, […]
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