Day: November 1, 2026

Robert De Niro Zohran Mamdani
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Robert De Niro Says Mamdani Is Driving Him Out Of New York, “I’ve Got No Choice”

Nobody does an angry New Yorker like Robert De Niro. He’s been perfecting it on screen for half a century. Turns out he does a pretty convincing one off screen too. The Oscar winner says he’s got “no choice” but to leave New York City, and he’s not shy about who he blames. Our reporter […]

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Brittney Griner
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WNBA Under Fire Over Alleged Evidence Involving Brittney Griner And Four Players, “They Are All Biological Males”

The WNBA has found itself at the center of another explosive controversy after claims began circulating online involving Brittney Griner and four other players. The claim making the rounds is that the league is sitting on evidence concerning the players’ biological sex but has chosen not to release it. That has opened the door to […]

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Amy Coney Barrett
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Amy Coney Barrett’s Supreme Court Future In Jeopardy After Impeachment Inquiry

Talk to enough conservative voters these days and you’ll hear a sentence that would’ve sounded crazy a few years ago: “I’m not sure about Barrett.” Amy Coney Barrett, the Justice whose confirmation was treated like the conservative Super Bowl, has become a source of genuine head-scratching on the right. Back in 2020 there were Barrett […]

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Gary Sinise Tom Hanks
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Gary Sinise Says He Was Done With Tom Hanks After “Forrest Gump”, “He’s A Creepy Woke Guy”

You think you know a movie friendship. You watch two guys share the screen in one of the most beloved films ever made and figure they must have swapped Christmas cards for thirty years. Gary Sinise would like a word about that. Speaking with our reporter Alex Bruno, Sinise didn’t dress it up. Asked what […]

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DiJonai Carrington Sophie Cunningham
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DiJonai Carrington Faces Felony Charge After Grand Jury Reviews Sophie Cunningham Foul

I have a friend who doesn’t watch basketball. Never has. Last week she texted me a clip of DiJonai Carrington fouling Sophie Cunningham with one line: “is this allowed??” That’s how far this thing has traveled. For the three people who missed it, here’s the short version. Cunningham attacks the basket. Carrington meets her with […]

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Jack Smith
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Jack Smith’s Disbarment Becomes Final After Court Rejects Last Appeal, “It’s Over Jack”

There’s a particular kind of quiet that settles around someone who used to be very loud. Jack Smith is living inside it right now. For a while he was the main event. Now the former special counsel is the guy people bring up at dinner parties when they want a cheap laugh, and his critics […]

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