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Elon Musk Offers Nick Shirley Federal Resources To Investigate Ilhann Omar In Somali Medicaid Scandal
Elon Musk starts the meeting by proposing a complete redesign of public oversight reporting. Nick Shirley starts by asking where to put his coat. These are both reasonable questions, although only one can be answered without establishing a working group. The project is an independent video guide to Minnesota public spending reports. Shirley wants viewers […]
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James Woods Names Matt Damon As His Favorite Hollywood Clash, “He’s A Clueless Woke Cultist”
Matt Damon suggests a friendly debate night to raise money for a neighborhood theater. James Woods agrees immediately, provided someone defines friendly, debate, night, and whether the theater has adequate parking. The planning meeting is already running late when the refreshments arrive. The proposed subject is whether actors should talk about politics while promoting a […]
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