Author: Alex Robin

With years of experience in crafting clever and satirical pieces, Alex has made a name for himself as one of the funniest and sharpest writers in the industry. Although his true identity remains a mystery, what is clear is that Alex has a knack for finding the absurdity in everyday situations and turning them into laugh-out-loud funny stories. He has a unique perspective on the world and is always on the lookout for the next big target to skewer with his biting wit. When he's not writing hilarious articles for Esspots.com, Alex enjoys playing practical jokes on his friends and family, watching stand-up comedy, and rooting for his favorite sports teams. He also has a soft spot for animals, particularly his mischievous cat, who often inspires his comedic material.
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Just in: Tim Allen Sues Pixar For ‘Buzz Lightyear’ Movie

Tim Allen, the actor who famously voiced the beloved character Buzz Lightyear in Pixar’s “Toy Story” franchise, has filed a lawsuit against the animation studio over their upcoming movie “Lightyear,” which centers around the origins of the space ranger character. According to the lawsuit, Allen claims that Pixar did not seek his approval or permission […]

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Just in: Gordon Ramsay Walks Off ‘The View’ in a Rage

When you think of cooking and candid critique, one name inevitably bubbles to the surface: Gordon Ramsay. Famed for his no-nonsense approach in the kitchen, the celebrity chef can stir up a storm as easily as he whips up an omelette. But no one expected the high drama that unfolded when Ramsay appeared as a […]

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Just in: Roseanne Barr Wins Legal Battle and Takes Full Control of “The Connors”

In a stunning legal decision, a Los Angeles jury has granted Roseanne Barr full control over the hit ABC show, “The Connors”. The move comes after a bitter legal battle between Barr and the show’s producers, who had fired her in 2018 for making racist and offensive remarks on social media. Despite the controversy surrounding […]

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Just in: ABC Declines to Renew Whoopi Goldberg’s Contract, “It’s Time to Move On”

In a shocking turn of events, ABC has announced that they will not be renewing Whoopi Goldberg’s contract for her long-standing role as co-host of The View. According to sources close to the matter, the decision was made after extensive discussions and consultations with top executives, who determined that it was time for the show […]

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“Last Year Was a Disaster”: Emmys Producers Beg Whoopi and Joy to Skip This Year’s Awards

Following a chaotic and controversial ceremony last year, Emmy Awards producers have reportedly asked “The View” co-hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar to skip this year’s event. According to sources, the decision was made after Goldberg and Behar made headlines for their outspoken commentary during the 2022 Emmys. “Last year was a disaster,” said one […]

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Just in: Roseanne Fires Entire Cast of “The Conners” EXCEPT John Goodman

In a shocking move, Roseanne Barr, creator and former star of the hit show “Roseanne,” has reportedly fired the entire cast of the spinoff series “The Conners” except for John Goodman. According to insiders, Barr decided it was time for a “new story” and that the rest of the cast had outlived their usefulness. “Let’s […]

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Just in: Tony Danza Moves Forward With “Who’s The Boss” Reboot WITHOUT “Troubled” Alyssa Milano

In a stunning announcement, Tony Danza, the star of the classic 80s sitcom “Who’s the Boss,” has confirmed that a reboot of the beloved show is officially in the works. However, there’s one big catch: Alyssa Milano, who played Danza’s on-screen daughter, won’t be returning for the revival. According to sources close to Danza, Milano’s […]

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Chuck Norris and Roseanne Barr Team Up for Morning Show: “I’ve Always Wanted to Work With Her”

In a surprising move, Chuck Norris has announced that he will be joining Roseanne Barr’s morning show panel, claiming that he has “always wanted to work with her.” The news has sparked a mixed reaction from fans of both Norris and Barr, with some hailing the pairing as a dream team, while others are left […]

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Just in: Judge Pirro Offered Role of Dorothy in Golden Girls Reboot

In a stunning announcement that has left fans of “The Golden Girls” in shock, it has been revealed that Judge Jeanine Pirro has been offered the role of Dorothy in an upcoming reboot of the beloved sitcom. The news was first reported by the Hollywood Reporter, which claims that Pirro was approached by the show’s […]

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Breaking: Scott Baio’s “Anti-Woke” Charles in Charge Reboot is a Go

Scott Baio, former star of the popular 80s sitcom “Charles in Charge,” has announced that he will be rebooting the show with a new, “anti-woke” twist. According to Baio, the new version of the show will feature his character, Charles, as a conservative activist fighting against the so-called “cancel culture” and other leftist trends in […]

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