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Erika Kirk and Robert De Niro
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Erika Kirk Sues Robert De Niro For $50 Million For Defaming Her Late Husband Charlie Kirk

The news of Erika Kirk’s massive $50 million lawsuit against legendary actor Robert De Niro has sent shockwaves through the political and entertainment worlds, primarily because nobody can quite repeat what De Niro is alleged to have said. The suit, filed on behalf of the Kirk family by the newly formed Patriot Legal Services, focuses […]

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BREAKING: Musk Launches Petition Calling for Trans People to Be Labeled “Mentally Ill” In The US.

In a stunning escalation of his ongoing war against what he calls “cultural delusion,” billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has unveiled a sweeping petition demanding that transgender identity be officially classified as a “mental illness” by global health authorities. The announcement, made during a fiery keynote address at a fictional tech summit, stunned attendees and sent […]

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Elon Musk Reportedly Eyes $150B Bid for CNN and Warner Bros: “Time To UnWoke The CNN”

In a development that sounds less like a business headline and more like a plot twist from a futuristic satire, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk is reportedly contemplating a massive $150 billion acquisition of both CNN and Warner Bros. According to insiders familiar with these entirely fictional discussions, Musk believes this could be his grand entrance […]

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Kevin Costner Launches New Film Studio Aimed at “Ending the Woke Era” in Hollywood

Kevin Costner has announced plans to launch a new Hollywood movie studio dedicated to what he describes as a revival of traditional, unapologetic filmmaking. According to sources familiar with the development, Costner intends for the studio to serve as a counterpoint to what he views as an industry dominated by caution, cultural messaging, and a […]

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Following Heated Broadcast Exchange, Kid Rock Hits Jasime Crockett and Network With $100 Million Legal Action

The televised exchange between Kid Rock and Jasmine Crockett began as a routine segment and ended as one of the most analyzed media confrontations of the year. What was supposed to be a calm conversation about national charity programs unexpectedly shifted into a personal clash that reverberated far beyond the studio walls. Producers had intended […]

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Costco Loses Almost 100K Members Overnight After Elon Musk’s Boycott Call, “They’re Going Down”

Retail giant Costco Wholesale Corporation has found itself caught in an unexpected political crossfire after filing a lawsuit against the United States government seeking a refund of duties paid under the tariffs imposed during the Trump administration. The routine, though massive, legal maneuver has been mischaracterized and amplified online, leading to a coordinated call for […]

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Erika kirk and Somali Ilhan Omar
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Erika Kirk: “Our Country Would Be Better Without Somalian Migrants, Start with Ilhan Omar!”

Erika Kirk, the newly appointed leader of Turning Point USA, made remarks on Monday that have drawn national attention, stating that the country would be better without Somalian migrants and suggesting that the process should begin with deporting Congresswoman Ilhan Omar. The comments were delivered at a press conference held in a hotel ballroom, where […]

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Costco
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Costco Hit With $50 Million in Market Losses After High-Stakes Lawsuit Against Trump Admin

Costco’s recent clash with the Trump administration has exploded into one of the most surprising business stories of the year, and the financial shockwaves hit almost instantly. After the retail giant filed a lawsuit challenging the legality of the administration’s emergency tariff orders, analysts estimate that Costco may have absorbed roughly $50 million in overnight […]

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Immigration
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REPORT: For the First Time in 50 Years, the U.S. Loses More Immigrants Than It Gains in 2025

The latest demographic analysis revealing that the United States lost more immigrants than it gained in 2025 represents a moment that many experts have long predicted but few expected to arrive so suddenly. For over 50 years, immigration had been the single most reliable engine of population growth in the U.S., sustaining the labor force, […]

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Ellen DeGeneres And US Trump
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Ellen DeGeneres Is Now Pleading to Return to the United States: “Leaving Because of Trump Was a Decision I Regret”

When Ellen DeGeneres made the decision to leave the United States and relocate to the United Kingdom, it was seen as a symbol of frustration shared by many public figures during the most politically turbulent years of modern American history. Those close to her recall that the political climate under Donald Trump — both during […]

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