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Elon Musk Fires Back At George Soros, “I’m Sick And Tired Of Watching Him Mess With Our Elections”

Elon Musk woke up a lot of people this week, and he did it with one post. “I’m sick and tired of watching him mess with our elections.” The “him” was George Soros, and Musk did not stop there. Over the next hour, he posted a series of messages about the billionaire financier, his foundations, […]

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Adam Kinzinger Called Before Panel Investigating January 6 Committee, “Flagged As A Criminal Case”

Adam Kinzinger has been trying to find his way back to the center of American politics ever since he left Congress. This week, he took his biggest swing yet. And he missed by a mile. The former Illinois congressman launched what his team called a “relaunch tour,” starting with a glossy online video and a […]

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John Rich Blasts Jelly Roll, “He’s Country The Same Way Beyoncé Is Country”

Nashville has been arguing about Jelly Roll for months. This week, John Rich ended the argument for a lot of people with one sentence. “That man is country the same way Beyoncé is country.” Rich delivered the line while chatting with fans at his bar on Lower Broadway, and within hours it was the most […]

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Fani Willis’ Career In Jeopardy After Al Sharpton Affair, State Adjudicator Rules

Fani Willis and Al Sharpton have a message for the internet. Calm down, it was just dinner. The Fulton County district attorney and the longtime civil rights leader were spotted together at an Atlanta charity event this week, seated side by side and chatting for much of the evening. Photos from the dinner spread quickly […]

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Jon Stewart Says Mamdani Went Too Far, “We Got Communism”

Jon Stewart is not laughing with Zohran Mamdani anymore. He is laughing at him, and the left is having a hard time watching. The comedian, long considered the conscience of liberal television, has joined Robert De Niro and Whoopi Goldberg in publicly criticizing the New York City mayor. In a pointed segment, Stewart took aim […]

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Jack Smith
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Jack Smith Busted At Florida Airport After Trying To Hop A Flight To The Cayman Islands

Jack Smith has gone to the Cayman Islands, and the internet has decided he is never coming back. The former special counsel was seen this week at a Florida airport boarding a flight to Grand Cayman with what onlookers described as an impressive amount of luggage. Someone took a photo. Someone else posted it. By […]

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Sylvester Stallone Says Talking To AOC Was Like Talking To “A High School Girl”

Sylvester Stallone gave Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ten minutes of his time. Then he gave the rest of the world his review. The actor, who has spent half a century playing fighters and soldiers, reportedly crossed paths with the New York congresswoman at a recent gathering. The talk did not go well. Stallone later told people that […]

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Billie Eilish
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Billie Eilish Tries To Prove NYC Is Safe, Leaves Door Unlocked And Gets Robbed

Billie Eilish set out to prove a point about New York City safety. She ended up proving the exact opposite, and she paid for the lesson with nearly everything in her apartment. The story, as people close to the singer tell it, starts with good intentions. Eilish had grown tired of hearing that New York […]

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Mark Kelly Abandons Reelection Bid As Veterans Turn Against Him, “He Can’t Win”

Mark Kelly is walking away from his Senate reelection bid in Arizona after internal polling showed him down about 40 points with veterans, a collapse that allies now admit he could not survive. The former astronaut and Navy pilot had long treated military communities as his strongest audience. That audience, according to the new numbers, […]

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Ben Stiller’s “Dodgeball” Comeback Hits A Wall As Studios Turn Him Down, “Too Much Woke”

Ben Stiller thought a “Dodgeball” sequel would be an easy yes. Instead, it has become the clearest sign yet that Hollywood has quietly put him on ice. According to people involved in the talks, Stiller reached out about bringing Vince Vaughn back for another round of Average Joe underdog nonsense. Vaughn was willing to take […]

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